Woodyman's Pokemon Quartz Nuzlocke – Ep 32: The Finale

Posted on August 21, 2014 - 7:00pm by Woodyman

TLDR;

In this episode of Woodyman's Pokemon Quartz Nuzlocke, we face off against the Elite 4. Will we succeed or fail miserably? 

In the last episode of Woodyman's Pokemon Quartz Nuzlocke we defeated the 8th gym and entered Victory Road. Check it out here... Ep 31

 

Episode 32: The Finale

 

It's been a while... that's because my computer asploded and it took me a LONG time to be able to get the images off it.

 

 

So now we're back in Victory Road with 5 Fakemon, let's catch one more cause this is our last chance.

 

 

Well that'll work I guess...

 

 

The final team member is BLAKMANIAC the fighting/electric type... aka Blakmaniac the Musclelc.

 

 

Oh hey, it's this guy again.

 

 

You better have because I wiped the floor with you last time.

 

 

There's a lot of buildup for this fight, it's gonna be epic.

 

 

I won without taking barely any damage...

 

 

Weak...

 

 

Oh snap! I didn't think he could evolve!!!

 

 

I kinda liked him better the other way.

 

 

After some grinding, this is my final team to fight the Elite 4. Let's get to know them a little better.

 

 

First we have my starter, SGTHARVEY the JARDINO.

 

 

A GRASS type with high Special Attack and Special Defense.

 

 

Even so, his moves aren't that great. It'll hafta do though.

 

 

Next is RYANSTOUT the DESCOMUNE.

 

 

A WATER and ROCK type with high attack and HP but weak defense.

 

 

All WATER type moves, but I may teach him Blizzard.

 

 

Next we have MADHERO the CORONNEO.

 

 

Not too strong, but a very quick FLYING and PSYCHIC type.

 

 

I'm hoping he'll make up for it with a great moveset. Two flying moves, a psychic and a ghost type move.

 

 

Now we have the latest member of the team BLAKMANIAC the MUSCLELC.

 

 

Decent attack, everything else sucks.

 

 

He's a fighting and electric type. Not really gonna use him for his fighting moves, but if there is an Elite 4 with flying or water types I got a chance.

 

 

The floating gasbag EPICGASMSX the PASQALL

 

 

A defensive powerhouse, who is a POISON and FIRE type.

 

 

EPICGASMSX is my ace in the hole with 3 different types of moves.

 

 

SMOKE the PUNCHZO has saved this Nuzlocke hundreds of times.

 

 

A FIGHTING type with with REALLY STRONG ATTACK.

 

 

Obviously I gave him a lot of strong fighting attacks.

 

 

That's the team... let's go inside.

 

 

Wish me luck.

 

 

Looks like a rock type leader?

 

 

Let's send out RYANSTOUT first.

 

 

Okay, his name is ROCO I think I made the right choice.

 

 

I think I have the stones... lolololololol rock puns.

 

 

I want to beat him just for his stupid hat.

 

 

Oh look it's dumbface!

 

 

And rock, lightning, bug!

 

 

Punching tree!

 

 

Dumbface 2.0

 

 

Well that was REALLY easy. Especially with RYANSTOUT.

 

 

Seems like it might be a psychic type leader with all the purple around here.

 

 

Welp, I think I was right again. I don't really have anything strong against PSYCHIC types, so let's just try our best.

 

 

Hey baby... how you doin?

 

 

Rorschach test Pokemon? That piece of garbage kept using rest and made me waste my PPs.

 

 

I think that might be the evolved form of Goduck. I had a Goduck named Shiro once and I know it's a rock type. MUAHAHAHA!!!

 

 

Now a water type? TOO EASY! Even if SGTHARVEY is low on health.

 

 

I think that's this games equivalent to Hypno. SGTHARVEY is a bit weak, so let's get someone else in here.

 

 

Okay MADHERO, good job even if you did almost die.

 

 

Good thing I brought healies... aka potions.

 

 

Ice type leader next? Well this is also going to be a struggle.

 

 

That's not an ice type!

 

 

FFFfffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..................

 

 

Okay, I think the ice floor was a distraction and this is a flying type leader. Stupid PokeHack!

 

 

EPICGASMSX is perfect though for his electric and fire moves.

 

 

Should I feel bad for beating up the elderly?

 

 

This is where it's gonna get tough, I think it might be dragon type so I taught RYANSTOUT BLIZZARD.

 

 

First, healing time.

 

 

Don't lie to me game, you know there's gonna be a 5th battle after this.

 

 

Okay, not dragons but steel type... and maybe fire type.

 

 

Huh?

 

 

CYBORG!!! KILL IT! KILL IT!

 

 

I'm gonna punch the steel to death!

 

 

AND YOU GET PUNCHED!!!

 

 

AND YOU GET PUNCHED TOO!!!

 

 

SMOKE you're an effing badass mofo.

 

 

I knew there'd be one more.

 

 

No... if I lose it's game over, Nuzlocke lost at the zero hour.

 

 

DRAMATIC SUSPENSE!

 

 

Who is this again? Does anyone remember?

 

 

I don't remember who you are or if we met, but I will defeat you. Also does the champions and elite four just stand around all day waiting to be challenged? Do they have a life?

 

 

Well that was easy... maybe I am too high leveled. Whoops.

 

 

Okay, BLAKMANIAC was sacrificed but the dragon is hurt and paralyzed. I have a chance.

 

 

It used Full Heal and Smoke isn't hurting it at all...

 

 

Thank Arceus for RYANSTOUT and Blizzard.

 

 

Yeah SMOKE! PUNCH EVERYTHING AGAIN!

 

 

I'll give y'all one hint.

 

 

He punched it.

 

 

You can't copy the best gasbag and expect to win!

 

 

Wow... this Miltank ripoff is the final Fakemon the Champion has? Kinda underwhelming.

 

 

Come on SGTHARVEY!

 

 

DON'T DIE! DON'T DIE! DON'T DIE! DON'T DIE! DON'T DIE! DON'T DIE! DON'T DIE!

 

 

That was close.

 

 

NUZLOCKE SUCCESS!

 

 

 

 

GAHDAMMIT! You just interrupted one of the best moments in my life you crazy stalker.

 

 

Weirdo

 

 

WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS! MY FRIEND!

 

 

… really? -_-

 

 

Oh eff you! I survived a blind nuzlocke of this hack, who cares about the Pokedex?

 

 

That sounds really ominous.

 

 

I told you the guy who made this was lonely.

 

 

Champion Woody, sounds awesome.

 

 

And here is the winning team!

 

 

 

Thanks to everyone who participated, was named after a Fakemon, read, or commented on any of the blogs. I might do this again with another hack, but it's up to you! Lemme know in the comments if you want me to do another Nuzlocke and if so, which hack?

 

 

Until then...

 

 

 

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