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Tales From Kakariko Village

6/18/12 11:10pm

Download link: http://www.4shared.com/music/sZfaoXob/Tales_From_Kakariko_Village.html



Gather 'round children and

Listen to a bunch of

Fascinating tales from

Kakariko Village


Get back to work you bums

You're not paid to be chums

I swear if you don't work, you won't get paid


What to do with my son

He sits there all day long

I'll ask a little boy to lend his aid


I've lost all my chickens, don't know what to do

Hey kid if you catch all them, I will pay you


Help us we have been cursed

Skulltula's are the worst

If you can kill all them, we'll give you crap


I am a lowly guard

To please my son is hard

That Keaton mask is nice, he'd love it chap


What am I your servant, I've got things to do

You all are a bunch of freaks, I can't help you

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