A week ago I was hunting for good games at a Texan Game Stop when I heard a latino kid tell his mom:
"Mira mama, ya salio el nuevo juego de Bob Esponga, va a estar bien bueno, me lo compras?"
Under different circumstances, I would be bragging about my mastery over 5 languages, but not in this case, for those of you who can't speak spanish, the kid was claiming that the new Spongebob game was really good, surprised by the ignorance of that kid, I decided to lock myself in my room while I made an intensive research on licensed games and the kids who buy them:
My research took me to 20 reviews of the Spongebob Creature from the Krusty Krab, the average for the game was that of 4.2, in conclusion, the unaware kid bought a bag of poop to fill his Wii's inner memory from one of the many third parties that just turned in for Nintendo to get a lot of easy money.
Since I'm not an adult yet, I spend a lot of time among kids, and yes, kids nowadays seem to lack the ability to know what's good and what's crap, you could say that my judging abilities are advanced or that I'm just a nerdy kid, both of those seem quite accurate, so I'm gonna list the best-selling crap that should have never existed:
Spongebob Squarepants(I pity the parents that wasted money on this game)
Escape from Bug Island(Who came out with this game?)
Big Beach Sports
Backyard Baseball
Mummy
Space Chimps(the name is almost a synonim of crap)
Major League Eating
Kung Fu Panda
We Ski
Carnival Games(The worst part is that this game sold more than Metroid Prime 3)
So as you can see, many hypocrite third parties who always ignored the Gamecube are now turning in for help from the current leader, the Wii(those hypocrites include the inventors of Guitar Hero), and non-gamers who have no ability to judge are being deceived into playing crap, let's just hope this won't lead to a second 1983.
Games That Should Have Never Existed
kung fu panda the game got pretty good reviews gameinformer gave it a 8.25
A few games
I have a few games there should be on a list:
Barney's Hide And Seek
Jack Nicholson Golf
Viva Pinata(I actually really don't like this game for some reason)
Action 52
NinjaBread Man
And of course
Every Virtual Boy game(except the Wario game)
second that
Ninjabeard Man....
okay first of all, viva
okay first of all, viva pinata is a brilliant game, you proberbly dont like it because its rarewares first brilliant original game since moving to xbox, your proberbly one of the few too many sore bastards who still cry about them leaving nintendo which piss me off, AND, buy a virtual boy, hell watch the nerds video, the virtual boy didnt suck, it was actually really good, i have one, and a couple of damn A* games, virtual boy wario land, red alert, both are classics, hell i even like mario clash, although that aint brilliant ill admit that. so yeah, maby im just biasd over viva pinata because i know a developer of it, but sheesh just because you dont like sumthin theres no reason to say it should never of been made, its a brilliant game and proved to me that rare are still brilliant designers (sure conker was great but inferior to the original sadly)
oh, and now to ;point out the obvious, more games that never should have been
*E.T. the Extra Terrestrial (Atari VCS)
*SuperMan 64 (N64)
*Pac-Man (Atari VCS unfortunatly ive played this version)
*Shaq-Fu (MegaDrive/SNES unfortunatly i OWN this)
Actually...
Actually Viva Pinata is prety similar to Amazing Island which was released a year before.
Newer
I was actually looking for newer games, but thanks for contributing anyway.
No wait....
I take back Viva Pinata. I've only played it once,but it was great. I liked it. So,I take back Viva Pinata. I'm sorry. The game is creative and brilliant.
To that,I will replace Viva Pinata with Battletoads.
And I will take back the Virtual Boy games. I'm sorry if I angered the poster above me.
I LOVE BATTLETOADS!!!!
BATTLETOADS!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH BATTLETOADS!!!!!
ahh okay, seeing as your willing to try a virtual boy and you give viva pinata a chance ill be nice
is it because its insanely hard?
pisses me off too, but damn fun in multiplayer, seriously, get the SNES version grab a mate whose as good as games as you are and beat that game, its brilliant in co op,
ahh well, i guess we cant all love battletoads, gamestop employees hate it, but thats another story
Ok ok
I wanna take back Battletoads back. Why? You were right. Multiplayer is awesome. Not alot of people hate it that much. So I'm gonna take back Battletoads. And replace it with Cheetahmen 2.
CHEETAHMEN!!!!
CHEETAHMEN 2 !!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
nah action 52 sucks balls, your right lol,
sorry for the harasment i just love my company lol,
yes cheetahmen 2 sucks balls and shopuld never have been made
Hey
It's ok. I was just out of my mind when I said my first list.
No duh,Action 52 may be the worst game ever made.
Cheetahmen 2 is like a gamer's HELL!
Maybe the kid likes
Maybe the kid likes SpongeBob so much that it doesn't matter how bad the game is, he would still enjoy it.
There are a few games that I really like becuase I'm a fan of the franchise, but aren't considered very good. Games like Sword of the Berserk and Shadows of the Empire are very enjoyable if your intro Berserk and Star Wars respectively.
My point is that one man's trash is another man's treasure.
With that said, I agree those games should never have been made.
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I'm an old school gamer, but I'm still hip. Wait, when referring to oneself as, "Hip", does it reverse its meaning?
Ones man's trash is another
Ones man's trash is another mans treasure, DAMN good point, i remember liking bubsy when i was 8, now i hate that bastard