There are flash games that are better than this.

Speaking of which, why doesn't ScrewAttack do some segments on flash games?

I love this game ironically. It's so bad that it's amazing

You are no longer thirsty but man do you need a bathroom.

Slender is still the worst PC "game" ever.

This is the most hilarious review I've seen in some time. Great work Chad! Funny how the review is longer than the game. Those jokes were hilarious and if I played that game, I probably would want to try to find glitches.

Timeshift is still worse. god i hate that game -_-

This review actually made me thirsty.

OMG this game is worse than Drake of the 99 Dragons which is worse Sonic 06 somebody get the people who made this game a S.A.G.Y please.

Chad, this was absolutely hilarious. Do more reviews!

I am NOOOT exaggerating here but this honestly makes Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde look like a damn near masterpiece.. and mind you it killed me a little inside.... if I had to play this for about 4 hrs. I wud honestly repent with a whole MARATHON of Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde JUST to cleanse my soul!!

Do Winne the Pooh Home run Derby!

"It just falls flat." ... I see what you did there. Flat ... like when a soda loses its' fizz. Funny. Also ... if that game cost you 1 cent .... you paid too much and that really is the worst game ever. If it was free, then can't really complain ... it was free crap ... like in the park ... from dogs ... or hobos.

Two Worlds 1 is still crappier.

What's sad is that I had a game like that with the UDK (it was just for learning though, and it wasn't soda drinking) I would never thought someone was stupid enough to release a game with such god like qualities to mere mortals.

Why play a simulation when you can just drink real-life soda? Even if you're allergic (or something) and you want to drink soda, this game will only mock you. Considering both only cost your time, Chad's review is much more worth it than this game.

I'm sure it's not so ba... wait, do people need to pay money to play this?

Now I'm thirsty...

Screwattack gave 1, but the community is saying buy it... so... I'm not falling for that!!!!

10/10

Tenouttaten. GOTY 2013

This is the epitome of casual gaming. Bravo!

10/10

black ops zombie mode is also a soda drinking game so...there goes the monopoly

Someone spiked that soda.

BHONUS SSSHODA!!

Clearly this is the best video game of all time.

Least the game didn't sell out and have massive product placement with Coke or Pepsi.....

Also, as much as I love this game, this was NOT the first Soda Drinking Simulator. That honor goes to PepsiMan!

It makes Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing look like Mass Effect!

Oooooookay then.

i game where all you do is walk around and drink soda atleast its better than playing as fucking superman flying through impossible unbeatable rings of death

It's beautiful.

this is bulllshit, chad you have been pad off by activsion to talk down there competition to there drinking simulator, coke cola drinking all the way. This is a clear sign that screwatttack is nothing but false face for DC, Marvel, activision, nintendo, sega and every other company int he world to talk up there products and characters and to bring down the competition,

When will the corruption stop

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!?

Just wait for the sequel where you have to pee.

THIS JUST IN! You move much faster by sidestepping.

I prefer Soda Drinker HD. It has a far more immersive experience and the graphics are hyper realistic. It actually makes you feel like you're drinking soda, complete with burps. You can even multitask or drink your soda as you explore vast, near-infinite open world environment. There are also a ton of different modes, from cola, to lemon-lime, to bubble gum. The downside is that you have to pay a subscription, and it isn't a digital one either, so you literally have to go to the store over and over again if you want to continue playing. Thankfully, Soda Drinker HD does come in bundle packs of 6 and 12, so I would suggest going that route. After playing Soda Drinker HD, you'll wonder why Soda Drinker Pro was ever made.

I warned you bro. I warned you about sodas.

Chad, you forgot to mention that strafing left and right allows you to move faster than walking forward or backwards.

Chad should start doing more reviews of these types of games for shits n' giggles as a substitute of Terrible Thursday.

10/10. Game of the year.

Soda Drinker Pro is to video games what It's Pat  was to movies.

So... where do I buy this?