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 The conclusion to Bioware's epic space RPG trilogy. Can they truly surpass themselves and deliver the best they've ever done?


Jared Knabenbauer is the ScrewAttack.com Reviews Editor, Hard News host, and a host of our weekly video podcast, "SideScrollers". He has also produced several notable ScrewAttack shows, including Reboot or Retro, Nametags, and Control Issues. He specializes in RPGs, and has a great fondness for Dungeons & Dragons. A comedian at heart, he is one serious gamer.

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g1 DISCUSSIONS

April 18, 2012 - 2:27am

This is the most accurate review of ME3 I've seen online. Good call on the soundtrack too. Well done.

Jghx5

April 3, 2012 - 9:57am

I like the game and the ending didn't piss me off but made me say "what just happen? I thought I die. Why am I on the ground?" but after watching a few vids I got it and can't wait for Bioware to continue the story with DLC.

pgnjason

March 30, 2012 - 2:08pm

at first i hated the ending but after watching this gameinformer video about the ending, i must say i kinda of understand the ending and like it.

darkhyrulelord

March 26, 2012 - 8:00pm

I still have Mass Effect 2 to play but if this game is more of the same, I'm fine with that, since 2 is a great game in of itself.

KataWolf

March 21, 2012 - 9:09pm

So far I'm really enjoying the game, although 1 minor thing I'd like to point out.

They said that this was going to be the hardest game of the three, and I don't know if this is just me, but for me it feels easier than 2 for the most part. Seriously, 2 on Veteran gave me a bunch of headaches, while this one on Hardcore... I'm barely even trying and I'm easily breezing through. I've only died, what, 3 times? (not counting multiplayer)

Ninja_Fox_0

March 20, 2012 - 1:29am

This was an amazing game i enjoy it a lot the only thing will be the ending for me it will be 9/10

The Guardian

March 19, 2012 - 2:14pm

Time-out, Wall of Sound isn't doing the soundtrack? Wow, major disappointment. ME2 had an amazing soundtrack. But if that's my only gripe, that's pretty good.

Museyfied

March 19, 2012 - 9:50am

After finishing it yesterday, I can definitely agree with you on pretty much every word in the review. There should be another type of ending for people who want more closure, but other than that, amazing game. Probably a 9/10 in my opinion. :)

e.wlmo4

March 19, 2012 - 5:57am

Great review Jared but i'm surprised you didn't bring up that they offer microtransactions in the multiplayer like SSX (you can also play the game to get the thing) but unlike that if you do you have no say on what you get out of it, which is one of my major disappointments in the multiplayer.

TheManlyStanley

March 18, 2012 - 11:33pm

I must say this is an extremely fair review. I can't disagree with you.

Unholy_one

March 18, 2012 - 11:00pm

Very fair review Jared. I can't say much about 3 because I haven't picked it up yet but I have Mass effect 2 on the ps3 and loved it from beginning to end and I wish I could get the opportunity to play mass effect 1 on the ps3(never going to happen) even though I thought the interactive comic did a good job of filling me in. Anyway, Mass effect 3 looks just as good as 2 so am looking forward to getting my hands on it when I can.

Major Lampshade

March 18, 2012 - 7:12pm

ah screwattack, telling the truth no matter how bad it hurts. Excellent review jared

kidd

March 18, 2012 - 6:16pm

I think the game is 9/10 it only faltered once...at the ending

Tommahawk

March 18, 2012 - 5:23pm

Probably I would've given it 8.7/10. As the game is really great except a few "cut corners" and 1 point hit for shitty ass ending. Because I believe the WHOLE game should be up to par, no matter how high the bar was set by the game itself, and every aspect of the game should be reflected on a final score. Hope Jared did the same, although can't blame him if he didn't. After all it is his review, not mine

Lanoraptor

March 18, 2012 - 2:28pm

This game has been sitting on my bedroom floor for a while now.

thompson200Z

March 18, 2012 - 1:52pm

this game is a joke right down to the cover art pathetic this game or even ME2 should have ever been apart of mass effect and have effectively wreacked not only what could have been an amazing 3 piece epic into a gong show of EA saying fuck you were gonna shit on your product but it doesn't matter because your still going to buy this garbage then you did and thus another step forward in the world of gaming you no longer need a product to sell just the promise of a product i dont expect any games to exceed what this has done because no one needs to innovate anymore and the games industry is one cluster fuck away from becoming Hollywood good for a laugh but exists to take dollars from the morons which is an incredible amount of you if this game wins GOTY i hope 2012 is the last year so no more abominations like this occur

JMAN_B5

March 18, 2012 - 8:13am

Nice review Jared. It's nice to see someone take an evenhanded approach to reviewing. Someone who wasn't bought by EA!

Knighthaven

March 17, 2012 - 11:08pm

Well put, Jared. When a series gets as popular as Mass Effect, the consumer's expectations become unbelievably high. It is impossible to satisfy everyone. I still need to play through the first two ME's, though. Hence, I can't comment on the ending, or the third game, at all. Thanks for taking a subjective approach to this game. It's nice to know Screwattack gives solid, well-rounded reviews for each game.

TNC420V.2.0

March 17, 2012 - 6:28pm

In all the videos I've seen for this I can say I don't think I could handle 100 hours of lifeless douchey looking faces. I mean they had decent emotion engines in the PS2 era.

Vic_Viper

March 17, 2012 - 5:39pm

As usual, Jared provides a tough but more than fair critique of ME3. Personally, I've not gotten around to playing the first ME, though my fellow gamer friends keep telling me that if I enjoy games like Assassins Creed, then I'll enjoy ME as well if not more. I must give a tip of the hat to all these rabid fanboys who have been tearing their hair out this past week because of the ME 3 ending. Thanks to you I wouldn't have gotten around to reading up on the series in general. So for that, I thank you despite your whining and gnashing of teeth!

theentertainmentguy

March 17, 2012 - 2:47pm

Play this to become Dick Shepard

Flont

March 17, 2012 - 2:16pm

I'm glad this review takes a level-headed attitude towards the ending controversy. It would be a shame to typify this game by one aspect alone, ignoring all its other laudable attributes. I know those that cherish series canon are hit hard by such let-downs, and I do sympathise with that, as I love a good story, too. But if, ultimately, games are about the journey and not the destination, then Mass Effect 3 does provide in that regard, and that shouldn't be overlooked.

Broseidon

March 17, 2012 - 5:11pm

Well said, just look at many other games, classic or otherwise. It's rare you get an ending that satisfies your desires for the characters or plot. We should just be thankful they made the game, and made it solid enough to play the whole way through.

bonesy

March 17, 2012 - 1:58pm

great review

powder

March 17, 2012 - 1:29pm

The ending wasn't great, but I don't see why people should be raging. Besides, there's going to be some DLC and this will be their chance to make it up to all you angry people.

Corndog501

March 18, 2012 - 1:24am

Big rumor is that the DLC is going to be free, which would be awesome. I personally enjoyed the ending, as it leaves many open questions to the player. This allows the player to use their imagination to come up endless possible outcomes. Movies such as Inception and The Grey have done this and I don't see people raging over that. For me, I hate stories that provide closure, since once all your questions are answered you don't have any urge to come back to the story or think on it.

Ivan2294

March 17, 2012 - 10:09pm

BUT IT COSTS MONEY RAWR SHOULD'VE BEEN IN THE GAME ETC.

KurzWeber75

March 17, 2012 - 11:39am

This game is truly a disgrace. Bioware and EA did so many things wrong that absolutely none of the pros make up for the cons. I refuse to ever even consider buying another Bioware game after this. F it, F it to hell

NeocountMaeth

March 17, 2012 - 4:30pm

U MAD?

OddRocker

March 17, 2012 - 6:05pm

U Unoriginal?

straybullet3713

March 17, 2012 - 8:53am

The ending didn't leave me ... "unfulfilled" ... it left me pissed off. The ending sucked (in my opinion, as well as a lot of other fans). The rest of the games was awesome though. Which is why I think an 8/10 is perfect for it.

Anti_Hipster

March 17, 2012 - 6:48am

I'm pretty sure StutteringCraig said countless times that Screwattack is about the fun aspect of video games. They're not straight laced when presenting reviews because video games are about fun. In fact he criticized modern reviewers for their bland style of reviewing. So tell me, where is the excitement and personality in Jared's review? This is indistinguishable from IGN or Gamespot reviews. If Screwattack is so infused with personality, it doesn't come across in a lot of their videos. Either have Jared get some personality implants or make Craig do all the reviews.

Jared

March 17, 2012 - 11:36am

I'd rather sound informed and factual than force emotion. It's more my style.

JxL

March 17, 2012 - 7:50pm

It was a solid review but I gotta agree with AH you're too funny to not inject a little of your "show me that crack" spiel in there somewhere. You gotta remember your audience, I think the majority of us would take dick jokes over informative analysis any day.

Two-Bit Specialist

March 18, 2012 - 3:32pm

I can do without the dick jokes.

OddRocker

March 17, 2012 - 2:42pm

I want more Nametags

Anti_Hipster

March 17, 2012 - 12:54pm

You have a snarky pesonality on Hard News. I guess it would be weird to act cynical and snarky about games that are good, but its just the point that you have other personalities. In fact out of all the people on Screwattack, you can be the most theatrical. I mean, your profile on the peoples page says you're a comedian at heart. Why not infuse a little humor into the reviews?

Jared

March 17, 2012 - 4:04pm

Reviews are for information, not entertainment. At least, reviews like this. I know there are "web reviewers" who intentionally make fun of bad things for entertainment, but those are different.

Anti_Hipster

March 17, 2012 - 5:52pm

also Jared don't give me that information, not entertainment crap because first of all, pretty much every Stuttering Craig review and video game vault is entertaining. He makes it fun and enjoyable to watch as well as giving information. You seem to enjoy pigeon holing the journalism medium. As if this is the way it should be done based on some imaginary standard in a subjective medium. If everyone thought like that, nothing would innovate because everyone would be following the standard. We'd still be riding on horses, because that's just the way things are done. The second point I want to bring up is the Hard News thing. That is your entertainment video. However I haven't forgotten when you tried to make Hard News straight laced. You did one video where it was straight forward, joke-free, had no video games in the background, etc. the next video you jokingly had lauren deliver it before you pushed her out of the way and returned it to the original style. However this only went down like that because, when you tested the waters, the fan backlash was so negative that you guys felt obliged to change it back. Had the reception been positive, Hard News would also be bland and then you might be sitting here telling me that "News is for information, not entertainment" News and reviews are sort of similar. They're both there to inform, yet you act like Hard News is allowed to be entertaining, yet reviews are not. I don't buy it for a second. I think it has to do with Screwattack moving to a more professional site, to the bane of pretty much every Screwattack fan, and you guys don't want to admit that you could liven things up a bit.

tomgreen876

March 17, 2012 - 6:51pm

I dont think its your decision to throw other fans into the mix. I agree with jared here reviews such as this are represented by fans decisions to buy the game or not. having a straight forward review by a friendly face means you no everything being said is factual. so much so knowing jared's personality you believe it even more. To continue the Hard News character onto reviews like this may cloud judgment onto fans decisions. now im not saying everyone im saying me personally so its fine to have your opinion and all but if you have issues. why not take it up by sending an email privately to craig himself and not assume "pretty much every screwattack fan" agrees.

Anti_Hipster

March 17, 2012 - 6:55pm

so what's the difference between Craigs reviews and Jareds? One's are straightforward and one are lively. Do we as an audience shut off our ability to take in information because a guy seems passionate about what he does. That's pretty sad if its the truth and I'm glad its at truth that doesn't apply to me. Fact is Screwattack is inconsistent. There's like a war of personalities going on. Either be a straightforward site, (so I can finally just leave) or admit your roots of entertainment above all else. I remember the old Screwattack and things were casual and energetic. Now its turned bland and straightforward.

Hero of Lime Bro

March 19, 2012 - 8:43pm

First off,as two bit said,stop trying to speak for all of us

Second,we all agree on why we(or at least a percentage) prefer Jared as a reviewer,because he is Profesional,that is his personality

Third,this wasn't a bland review,go and watch The IGN review of this game,and you'll really see what is bland or not,Jared put in his reviews some kind of warm of trust,that we know he is speaking the truth.The same with Craig, he is a different persona and personality all together,feeling like a funny review.And when you see the others,everybody got an special feeling to their reviews

And finally Screwattack for me,has always been entertainment,the objective of this version is to go mainstream(Sites like Kotaku,IGN) if they are gonna lose part of being casual and energetic,than so be it of all of us,and if you are going to leave because of it;then I am not gonna stop you,bu I will never say to you go away,because you are a G1,and that makes us family :)

But I can guarantee you one thing,as long as Craig is in Screwattack, it will never leave its source,it will always be like that as long as he is here ;)

Two-Bit Specialist

March 18, 2012 - 3:35pm

You should just leave. Stop trying to speak for all of us.

tomgreen876

March 17, 2012 - 7:12pm

Your using the audience once again to try and push your opinion onto me. If many people like you agree to what you've said then they should responsibly email and ask Craig themselves. Trying to voice your opinion as a tool to try and change something so small is time consuming, stupid and unfair. You must expect change over time - staff come and go. Everyone is unique and Craig hires people because he believes they do a good job. Jared puts 100% into his work and Craig knows that otherwise Jared wouldn't be doing them. What he doesn't know is your opinion unless you send him an email and not whine abuse at his staff over a thread. So no we do not "shut off" but we can act civil...You are shunned upon heckling a comedian how is behaving in such a manner on-line considered differently.

Flont

March 17, 2012 - 3:53pm

I get what you're saying, but the humour has to come from a genuine place, otherwise it's forced, and there's nothing worse than forced humour. Besides - and this is just me - I like that not all the articles on Screwattack are funny. I think the main gripe about other gaming websites is that they can be unerringly serious and dispassionate in their content. But unerringly joking and light-hearted would, after a while, become just as tedious, too. Light plus shade gives good dimensions. But, as I said, that's just me.

Anti_Hipster

March 17, 2012 - 5:39pm

Also if I want blandness, I'll go to a different site. Typically you go to a certain site because of a style you value on there. Are you going to devalue the site funny or die because it always tries to be funny? If people don't want to laugh, then obviously they wouldn't go to funny or die for that day. It's okay to have targeted sites. When you try to please everyone, you please no one. I'm not even saying to always be funny. Like the Stuttering Craig Black Ops review. It's infused with personality. If variety equals some videos being bland, then by gosh don't give me variety. Variety should play into each persons strengths. I mean Craig is the owner of the site and having a review like this up is contradicting his vision or at least the vision he used to say he had. I can find dozens of other cookie cutter, by the number reviews of Mass Effect 3 on the internet. When it comes to blandly read reviews, I'm not exactly starved for choices or "variety". However I come to Screwattack because it used to be about the fun loving personalities of each crew member.

Flont

March 17, 2012 - 6:21pm

Yeah, like I said, I get where you're coming from, broadly speaking. But personally I don't call a review bland if it's being honest and straight to the point, if the intent of author was to be just that. If the style of the piece doesn't gel with you as an individual, then no one can argue with that. But, regardless of personal taste, I think there's room on one site for both objective reviews and personality-based pieces. I don't peruse loads of sites looking for different content, so, for me, I like the variety.

Anti_Hipster

March 17, 2012 - 5:32pm

look at Stuttering Craig's review of Black Ops. It's not funny, but its infused with personality. Jareds reviews are cookie cutter.

Timstuff

March 17, 2012 - 6:43am

Very good, and fair review. The ending was garbage and I feel like it ruins a part of the series for me, but at the same time everything leading up to it is a really solid experience. I'm glad that you acknowledged that the game's ending was problematic, unlike a lot of journalists who seem to think any complaints aimed towards Bioware are "entitled harassment" or some dumb crap like that.

It's a flawed game, but it's still one heck of a thrill ride. Just make sure you turn off the console before it starts getting stupid, at least until someone at Bioware has the gall to fix it. Up until those pitiful last moments, the game is the culmination of all the things I love about the seires, and I'd say an 8.0-8.5 is perfectly reasonable, and if the game had a halfway-decent conclusion, it would probably be a 9.5.

Baleoce

March 17, 2012 - 6:36am

nice jared. this is a series I haven't gotten into properly yet, just starting 1, but it seems like my kind of game so I'll pick this up when I complete the others.

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