It's time for the 2012 SAGYs!
Everyone awards the best games, it's time to show a little love to the ones that really sucked with the 2012 Shitty Ass Game of the Year Awards!
Between now and December 5th, make your nominations here! Let us know the category, your nomination, and why you're nominating them!
Bryan totally used his power of influence here...
Seriously, AHH! HALLOWEEN PIE should be on the downloadable list... but nobody knows of it so it will unfortunately be overlooked.
Worst Xbox Game: A tie between Self-Defense Training Camp or Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor Worst Ps3 Game: Wonderbook Worst Wii game: ? Worst Handheld: ? Worst Prephial: Wonderbook Biggest (CENSORED) of the year: NP closing their doors Worst Mobile Game:?
I really don't know... I don't play shitty games : /
It's just a pet peeve of mine of over sexualization of female protagonists
Didn't find anything particularly wrong with DmC other than Dante's new look.
Oh, I agree that it doesn't make a good game, but honestly, as far as I'm aware, there's no European version yet, so I couldn't play it even if I wanted to. Which I do want to. Therefore, I really can't say anything good or bad about it.
I Nominate Rockman X For biggest fuck up of the year for. obvious. reasons
The "I'm Not Paying For That Because I Already Have" Award for the most money-grubbing company in gaming today - Capcom
The "Worst Game With So Much Hype I Can't Believe Molyneux Wasn't Involved" Award - Call of Duty: Black Ops 2
The "Bang The DRM Slowly" Award for the company who most loves to punish their paying customers- Ubisoft
I have to say the Wii-U is the biggest fuck-up of the year. I know it isn't a game, it's a system. The console is not very innovated, cutting-edge. It's simply outdated technology. Sure, graphics and gameplay looks smoother, but really it's not. Biggest mistake for Nintendo.
Um, dumbass. They are talking about 2012, not 2006. What? You've been living under a rock. Plus, that was not the biggest fuck up, dumbshit.
I too enjoy sex appeal. However, I feel that, when creating this game, Atlus wanted to create a character to catch your eye and see if Solange would have any other skimpy outfits. I also realize that sex appeal does not make a game good, but it should not be the reason why a person buys a game.
Pokemon Black and White would like a word with you.
This is 2012. Not 2006.
I like sex appeal. It's better than playing Black Ops Declassified or Resistance Burning Skies. Those should have joint SAGYs. And I LOVE the Vita. But screw those games.
I dunno, I think Fable: The Journey was possibly worse. At least you could still flail about in DBZ Kinect, have some fake fun, and be generally amused at its shit-factor. Everyone knew it was going to suck. They never tried to prove us otherwise. Fable was different. We knew it would suck, but they tried to prove us wrong. In the end, they failed.
Worst peripheral: that darn 3DS wheel. If that was actually released this year. Who knows? Who cares? No one and nobody.
"Wreck-It Ralph" Movie tie in game. Category: How Could You Mess This Up?
Yes it is a movie tie-in game, but come on! You have three in-game games; an 8-Bit retro arcade game, a sci-fi FPS, and a candy coated Mario Kart clone, and you make a painfully generic 2.5D platformer across all three worlds instead? Even the online tie-in Fix It Felix Jr. game was better.
That's dumb. Stop that.
Xbox 360: DBZ Kinect
Playstation 3: Wonderbook: Book Of Spells
Wii: Anything released in the past year other than Last Story or Xenoblade Chronicles.
Multiplatform: Medal Of Honor Warfighter
Portable: Pac-Man Party 3D
Mobile: Mooncraft (Android) Seriously, it's just a game trying to capitalize on Minecraft's succes. All you do is bounce a Creeper head into a barrel. Give it a 1 star review here: http://www.amazon.com/Agnes-Luszcek-Mooncraft/dp/B008LN3DQQ/
Downloadable: Naughty Bear: Panic In Paradise Worst Peripheral: I have no idea.
Biggest Fuck Up: US Armed Forces members getting reprimanded for Medal Of Honor Warfighter.
Halo 4 is an unbelievable piece off shit. well aright a game that doesn't allow sexist comments only against women isn't that by definition sexist.Fuck why do we need this in the first place if you don't like what someone is saying you can MUTE BLOCK or go suck a dick.I rather police myself than give some self righteous assholes the right to do it for me.I think everyone should have the right to basic freedoms including freedom of speech.Now they want to ban trash talking fucking ridiculous you can get a lifetime ban because some cunt takes offense.I find that offensive that you people even suggest that we should censor people just because their feeling got hurt.We are going way to far with this pc culture i mean people in the US are getting fined for swearing and they're putting people in jail in Britain for calling horses gay when is the insanity going to end.Little by little our freedoms get eroded away and no one seems to notice one ban begets another and sooner than later where living in a police state.Even microsoft came out and said they fucked up.