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The Worst EVER: Sexy Chick

3/19/12 10:38pm

There's a lot of sexy women in the world of gaming and some that just look like they've been hit with the ugly stick. What are the worst sexy chicks of all-time?

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g1 DISCUSSIONS

LZeroK

March 20, 2012 - 2:21pm

Actually, Poison was originally a female but when they released the game in the US they said that a "good guy would not hit a woman" so... there you go.

ZenTzen

March 20, 2012 - 3:17pm

nope she was always a trap, see this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Lj-9npanOI

fantasyfreakvi

March 20, 2012 - 3:17pm

As stated above, there's a video that disproves that myth. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Lj-9npanOI&list=LLZhsjMgT0m1538UV8Cw19pA...

fantasyfreakvi

March 20, 2012 - 1:45pm

I saw the previous video, but Craig's comment just confused me a little bit. He made me think that I missed something. I fully support Poison being transgendered. :)

usedgamer

March 20, 2012 - 4:53pm

I think this was taped before that video came out. It was anounced that they just finished taping this episode during the live side scrollers. I think it just took a wile for them to release it because they wanted to show love stories first for valetines day and worst street fighter for street fighter X tekken.

Kraelich

March 20, 2012 - 1:04pm

Sean Hinz-Was born with a beard. Lauren Moore-Descended from Caribean pirates. Ben Singer-Sonic fanboy. Craig Skistimas-Never takes breaks. :D

Gaptooth INC.

March 20, 2012 - 1:00pm

Here's an obscure one: Yoyo from Bahamut Lagoon, a RTS-inspired JRPG on the SNES that came only in Japanese. She looked alright, but what gets her on this particular list is the way that she acts. You feel broken-hearted for your character, but call her every word under the sun, and "slut" just comes to mind when playing through the story...

Sirkrozz

March 20, 2012 - 11:56am

I don't get the Poison fuzz. As far as i knew back then, when Final Fight was ported to the SNES, Dumb-merican localizations (those that changes cool music, awesome spite work and replaced original voices with an over-the-top cheesiness) deleted completely and instead put a skinny-punky like dude (Syd i think)... When you make it through the Arcade and devote yourself to Nintendo Power-esque material these things just don't happen.

Roxy/Poison is like the Morrigan mold to me, and Morrigan, THAT is the absolute hottest chick on Gaming-Earth One.

Morgil

March 20, 2012 - 11:56am

I just checked Wikipedia, and apparently the official stance is that in the U.S. games, Poison had surgery to remove her dingus, whereas in the Japanese versions she just tucks it back. Either way, it's still creepy.

Korig

March 20, 2012 - 11:35am

Before even watching I immediately thought of Poison.

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