Posted on February 13, 2013 - 3:13pm by Craig
Sam takes the stage to work on his series of jokes based on ducks - exclusive for Advantage Members.
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I don't get it..
Many years ago. Husband and wife traveling on the road. The old horse is pulling the chariot. The horse trips on a hole on the road. The husband says:
The trip continues. A few minutes later, the horse trips again. The husband:
Later, the horse trips again. The husband says angrily "Three!", pick up his shotgun and shoots the horse. The wife goes crazy:
- WHY did you do that!? Poor horse! How will we travel now? Are you stupid!?
The husband says:
Best joke ever!!!!
I was hoping it would end at bill. Boy was I disappointed!
Those were by far some of the best puns I've ever heard. Holy fuck. Brilliant. The absurdly long build up times are what sells them.
I think that Sam's puns would have made a funny middle segment.
okay..... what do you call a guy with no legs and no arms in a pool?
I love you and your puns Sam. I was laughing so much even thought I didn't get the entire jokes, especially that last one. Could someone please explain the pun in the bar story?
I'm begging you, please share!
I have the worst jokes you will ever hear. And when i say "worst" i mean you will go to hell for laughing at them. Im debating telling them.
more gameboy on Friday
I expected the 'bill' to be a part of the joke. I was wrong.
I love bad puns, so much so that I call myself the PUNisher. Sad thing is that's not a joke, it's just fact.
Ok I may have had 4 bottles of wine but regardless that was fucking funny... Keep the swag up Sam!!!
no u give money to support them. u get this as a extra
I pay money for THIS!?
I had a Chem instructor who made jokes like this.
Why do mushrooms like me? Because I'm a Fungi.
Oi, come back here with my Frankenstein!
My favorite recent pun: http://i.imgur.com/k2HmCGH.png
It's hilarious if you've watched this video: http://www.screwattack.com/shows/originals/random-awesomeness/how-many-l...
That complementary joke is SOOOOO old
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