Hard News 05/01/12
Today on Hard News Black Ops 2 gets leaked again, we have a Kickstarter flop, and Sonic is taking a page out of Mario Kart 7's book.
[Update] Call Of Duty: Black Op 2 is real and set in the Future! - http://www.screwattack.com/news/update-call-duty-black-op-2-real-and-set-future
Little Monsters pop our Kickstarter scam cherry! - http://www.screwattack.com/news/little-monsters-pop-our-kickstarter-scam-cherry
Sega All-Stars Racing Transformed is another kart racer - http://www.screwattack.com/news/sega-all-stars-racing-transformed-another-kart-racer
Wow! What a great way to address the "pen toss" comments for each Hard News. Excellent job with that one, Lauren!
Yeah, but you get my point.
Look, I'm actually a Sonic fan too. I remember how fucking cool I thought Sonic was when I was a kid, playing his games, and I still think he's fucking cool. Hell, I even actually enjoyed some things in the not so good games he's been in which were cursed by Sonic Team and their failure to give Sonic the glory and fame he had which he still deserves to this day. I feel no offense at all from the easy jokes made at Sonic for the things he may do similar to other games or other things, but I do understand why people may be a bit offended. However, I still think you guys are taking the internet jokes too seriously. He's just an easy target to poke light fun at, and we will never be able to change that since the deed is done and his bad games have been released. Thank goodness his recent Sonic games are good though.
And what do you mean the "facts correctly"? The fact that it's still somewhat different from Mario Kart 7? And they are not messing with us. I highly doubt it.
Shotgun pen toss!
Notice that I said, "finally seem to be getting their shit right". Sonic is fortunately getting right back on track starting from Unleashed (Night levels? Those don't exist.) And what about the rant? I don't see a problem with it at all.
Jared is gonna have to step up that pen toss.
I know! Agghhh
I guess everyone watches Hard News not for news. Just for the pen toss. This one had many.
Rock on, Lauren!
Most epic pen toss ever. You know Lauren did it just for us! <3
Wow Jared just got owned. Pen Scatter shot ftw!
OH GOD NOOOOOOO!!!!!
More like comparing Skull Girls to every 2D Fighter. It was Street Fighter that defined the genre.
Lauren may have to bring out a catapult next time. [=)]
Well at least Lauren did a decent job with this edition of Hard News, but it's not to say she should replace Jared mainly because Jared is more well-versed in comedic humor. I'll take that over good looks any day.
Well Lauren, you DON'T have to say it looks like Mario Kart...because it looks more like Diddy Kong Racing. By the way, nice touch with the penssssss throw. [=)]
That was by far the best pen throw ever. Beat that Jared.
Wow, they cancel Bayonetta 2 (supposedly) but say its ok to make Sonic-Mario Kart? wtf?
Mega-ultra pen throw