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Airing every Wednesday, this podcast is the original kick-starter and backbone of ScrewAttack!  Hosted by ScrewAttack founder Stuttering Craig along with the crew at the HQ including Chad and Jared, get ready for the most entertaining 30 to 45 minutes of your video game week!

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"The Amazing PAX D*ck Kick" - SideScrollers

Video | Posted 5 days ago on 8/26
We know why Scottish trains don't run on time, why we may have to go back to Tokyo, and we have big PAX plans to reveal this week on SideScrollers!

SideScrollers LIVE at 4pm Central!

Video | Posted 5 days ago on 8/26
We know why Scottish trains don't run on time, why we may have to go back to Tokyo, and we have big PAX plans to reveal this week on SideScrollers!

SideScrollers - "TMNT Throwdown"

Video | Posted 2 weeks ago on 8/13
While Chad gets things ripped out of his mouth, Nick sits in on SideScrollers to do a little ninja rappin' about the new TMNT movie with Craig! Was it what each guy wanted? What was wrong with it? Also, why are cows making barns explode in Germany? And just how far will one man go to spite a child?

SideScrollers - High & Tight

Video | Posted 3 weeks ago on 8/6
The move is pretty much finished, so it's time to get back to talking about things like robots in the Olympics, Sam's balls, and the poetic abilities of cats. Welcome to this week's SideScrollers!

SideScrollers Rides Again! Season 2 Premiere! | SIdeScrollers

Video | Posted 5 weeks ago on 7/24
SideScrollers is back for Season 2! Chad, Craig, and Sam are reveling in Inafune giving Mega Man fans what they want, Jet Ski blowjob fights, and discovering kids are smarter than they think.

SideScrollers Season 2 Preview

Video | Posted 9 weeks ago on 6/27
Craig, Sam and Chad recently got together to test out some new equipment for season two of SideScrollers. We thought we'd share the ridiculousness. Season 2 officially premieres July 22nd, live at 4pm central.

SideScrollers - "Season Finale"

Video | Posted 33 weeks ago on 1/8
The guys wind down the season of SideScrollers live from MAGfest. SideScrollers will return!

SideScrollers - "The Best of the Worst"

Video | Posted 35 weeks ago on 12/25
As we prepare to end of eight year season of SideScrollers and take a little break some of the crew, both past a present, reflect on their most memorable moments on SideScrollers.

"Dino Attack!" - SideScrollers

Video | Posted 36 weeks ago on 12/17
The SideScrollers are transformed into ravenous dinosaurs! Hold on to your butts!

"Holy Dart Champion" - SideScrollers

Video | Posted 37 weeks ago on 12/11
Jesus has been exiled from dart tournaments, idiots play with a gun, and Bryan's beard gets around.

"Dino Attack!" - SideScrollers

Video | Posted 36 weeks ago on 12/17
The SideScrollers are transformed into ravenous dinosaurs! Hold on to your butts!

"Holy Dart Champion" - SideScrollers

Video | Posted 37 weeks ago on 12/11
Jesus has been exiled from dart tournaments, idiots play with a gun, and Bryan's beard gets around.

"Ben's New Scarf" - SideScrollers

Video | Posted 38 weeks ago on 12/4
What's the strangest way to knit a scarf? And how would Ben look as a sexy woman? Do you even want to know either answer? Well, you're about to find out.

SideScrollers - "Big Announcement"

Video | Posted 39 weeks ago on 11/27
The gang talks about some changes coming soon to ScrewAttack and using tacos as a form of ID.

SideScrollers - "Child Puncher"

Video | Posted 40 weeks ago on 11/20
Child puncher. 'Nuff said.

SideScrollers - "Military State"

Video | Posted 41 weeks ago on 11/13
Enemas, cavity searches, and scrotum nailing. The police are going nuts!

SideScrollers - "Murder Sex"

Video | Posted 42 weeks ago on 11/6
What can the young learn from R Rated movies? Swear words, human anatomy, and murder sex.

SideScrollers - "Performance Art: A Pain In The Ass"

Video | Posted 43 weeks ago on 10/29
Nick returns, Sessler's Twitter, and strange performance art.

SideScrollers - "Wakky Animal Circus"

Video | Posted 44 weeks ago on 10/22
Cat circus, ostrich racing, and scary plastic surgery today on SideScrollers!

SideScrollers - "Mega Laser Arm Sliming"

Video | Posted 45 weeks ago on 10/15
If your arm or leg was chopped off, what would you replace it with? Craig, Chad and Sam hit this and more important world changing issues in this week's episode of SideScrollers.

SideScrollers - "Dialing Back the Stripping"

Video | Posted 2 years ago on 4/3
Sometimes, living a double-life can be awesome.

SideScrollers - "Reactionary Reaction"

Video | Posted 1 year ago on 1/15
Goku VS. Superman was our biggest and most controversial DEATH BATTLE! of all time. It's time to look back and react to the reactions.

SideScrollers - "Super Wii 64 Cube"

Video | Posted 2 years ago on 1/31
It's the beginning of February, which means GAMEbruary!

SideScrollers 09/14/11 "Not Politically Correct"

Video | Posted 2 years ago on 9/14
As promised, this week Craig DOUBLES up the SideScrollers Newsdesk with SIX stories and you guys sent him some goooooood stories.

SideScrollers - "Leather Face"

Video | Posted 2 years ago on 5/8
We talk about our time in New York, and why you shouldn't tan so much.

SideScrollers - "ScrewAttack vs the Internet"

Video | Posted 2 years ago on 1/10
A huge show recorded live at MAGfest X, the boys welcome James Rolfe, brentalfloss and Eddie Lebron to the show. In addition Craig outlines what ScrewAttack will be doing in 2012 with new shows, new community features and our attempt to conquer the internet once and for all.

SideScrollers - "Ass Injections"

Video | Posted 2 years ago on 11/22
We almost forgot it was the Thanksgiving episode!

SideScrollers - "PB&J&D"

Video | Posted 2 years ago on 5/16
Today is all about what could potentially be a culinary explosion of taste.

'SideScrollers - "Don't Do Bath Salts!"

Video | Posted 2 years ago on 7/17
This week on SideScrollers, we make an announcement that many of you have been waiting for.

SideScrollers - "Dead Weight"

Video | Posted 2 years ago on 2/7
Our 24-Hour Anniversary Marathon is coming up! We talk about some memories, and plans for this year!

"The Amazing PAX D*ck Kick" - SideScrollers

Video | Posted 5 days ago on 8/26
We know why Scottish trains don't run on time, why we may have to go back to Tokyo, and we have big PAX plans to reveal this week on SideScrollers!

SideScrollers LIVE at 4pm Central!

Video | Posted 5 days ago on 8/26
We know why Scottish trains don't run on time, why we may have to go back to Tokyo, and we have big PAX plans to reveal this week on SideScrollers!

SideScrollers - "Moose Love"

Video | Posted 1 year ago on 6/18
Chad, Nick, and Bryan catch you up on the craziness of E3, and are moved by the romantic heart of a Moose.

SideScrollers - "Death by Beaver"

Video | Posted 1 year ago on 6/4
Chad, Nick and Sam get serious with next gen console talk... then things get a little weird when they find out about death... by Beaver.

SideScrollers - "Just a Gaggle"

Video | Posted 1 year ago on 5/22
Chad, Nick and Sam talk about everything from Geese to crazy gun wielding old ladies!

SideScrollers - "Ice Cream Turf War"

Video | Posted 1 year ago on 5/7
What would you do to defend your tasty-treat turf?

SideScrollers - "Rent-A-Mourner"

Video | Posted 1 year ago on 4/2
Chad, Sam and Nick take SideScrollers into their own hands and in doing so encounter a crazy slap-happy mom and relive a few ridiculous schoolyard antics.

SideScrollers - "What Happens in Vegas..."

Video | Posted 1 year ago on 3/5
With "the wheel" giving Chad and Craig the week off, Sean, Ben and Nick share stories about their day trip to Vegas... or do they?

SideScrollers - "Rhyme Crimes"

Video | Posted 1 year ago on 1/22
From a K9 catastrophe to killer Oompa Loompas, SideScrollers have your weekly dose of wackiness covered.

SideScrollers - "Reactionary Reaction"

Video | Posted 1 year ago on 1/15
Goku VS. Superman was our biggest and most controversial DEATH BATTLE! of all time. It's time to look back and react to the reactions.