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Airing every Wednesday, this podcast is the original kick-starter and backbone of ScrewAttack!  Hosted by ScrewAttack founder Stuttering Craig along with the crew at the HQ including Chad and Jared, get ready for the most entertaining 30 to 45 minutes of your video game week!

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The Motion of the Ocean | SideScrollers

Video | Posted 3 days ago on 10/22
This time on SideScrollers, Craig is dealing with Hatred, Chad is thinking small, the guys delve into ScrewAttack Games' next title, Disorder, and Sam's back with the world's weirdest news!

The Gloves Come Off! | SideScrollers

Video | Posted 1 week ago on 10/15
With all these great games coming out, it's time for the guys to discuss GAMETOBER! Also, it's really hard to talk about fight club if you don't use your big boy words.

SideScrollers - Vagina Kayaks CONFIRMED

Video | Posted 2 weeks ago on 10/8
While the Japanese are making weird things with their body parts, and Gearbox is getting bomb threats, Sam, Chad, and Craig go back to their favorite games THIS TIME ON SIDESCROLLERS!

Oodles of Opium Noodles | SideScrollers

Video | Posted 3 weeks ago on 10/1
With titans falling, perverts flying high, and big new plans coming to life, Craig, Chad, and Sam have plenty to dig into and break down THIS TIME ON SIDESCROLLERS!

Polygamist Ninja Strike | SideScrollers

Video | Posted 4 weeks ago on 9/24
Craig's back on the scene as the guys get into becoming zombies, how Craig spent his summer vacation, and what happens when bored kids in Idaho get ahold of fire THIS TIME ON SIDESCROLLERS!

No Bark All Bite | SideScrollers

Video | Posted 5 weeks ago on 9/17
With Craig still out, Sean takes the third seat on SideScrollers to talk Destiny conspiracy theories, gaming glory days, and how far some crazy ex-lovers go THIS TIME ON SIDESCROLLERS!

Face Your Destiny! | SideScrollers

Video | Posted 6 weeks ago on 9/10
With Craig on vacation, Nick is joining Sam and Chad to break down the iphone 6, tell all their tales of Destiny's launch, learn how violent cartoon characters can be in Russia, and a whole lot more THIS TIME ON SIDESCROLLERS!

SideScrollers - 'Til Death Do You Shart

Video | Posted 7 weeks ago on 9/3
THIS TIME ON SIDESCROLLERS! Over the past weekend, the guys went all over the country and have the stories to prove it! Plus, Craig wants to know what the big deal is about swatting, Chad's got a beta he's looking forward to, Sam's marred matrimonial Newsdesk, and you showed us your best ugly faces!

"The Amazing PAX D*ck Kick" - SideScrollers

Video | Posted 8 weeks ago on 8/26
We know why Scottish trains don't run on time, why we may have to go back to Tokyo, and we have big PAX plans to reveal this week on SideScrollers!

SideScrollers - The Amazing PAX Dick Kick

Video | Posted 8 weeks ago on 8/26
We know why Scottish trains don't run on time, why we may have to go back to Tokyo, and we have big PAX plans to reveal this week on SideScrollers!

"Dino Attack!" - SideScrollers

Video | Posted 44 weeks ago on 12/17
The SideScrollers are transformed into ravenous dinosaurs! Hold on to your butts!

"Holy Dart Champion" - SideScrollers

Video | Posted 45 weeks ago on 12/11
Jesus has been exiled from dart tournaments, idiots play with a gun, and Bryan's beard gets around.

"Ben's New Scarf" - SideScrollers

Video | Posted 46 weeks ago on 12/4
What's the strangest way to knit a scarf? And how would Ben look as a sexy woman? Do you even want to know either answer? Well, you're about to find out.

SideScrollers - "Big Announcement"

Video | Posted 47 weeks ago on 11/27
The gang talks about some changes coming soon to ScrewAttack and using tacos as a form of ID.

SideScrollers - "Child Puncher"

Video | Posted 48 weeks ago on 11/20
Child puncher. 'Nuff said.

SideScrollers - "Military State"

Video | Posted 49 weeks ago on 11/13
Enemas, cavity searches, and scrotum nailing. The police are going nuts!

SideScrollers - "Murder Sex"

Video | Posted 50 weeks ago on 11/6
What can the young learn from R Rated movies? Swear words, human anatomy, and murder sex.

SideScrollers - "Performance Art: A Pain In The Ass"

Video | Posted 51 weeks ago on 10/29
Nick returns, Sessler's Twitter, and strange performance art.

SideScrollers - "Wakky Animal Circus"

Video | Posted 1 year ago on 10/22
Cat circus, ostrich racing, and scary plastic surgery today on SideScrollers!

SideScrollers - "Mega Laser Arm Sliming"

Video | Posted 1 year ago on 10/15
If your arm or leg was chopped off, what would you replace it with? Craig, Chad and Sam hit this and more important world changing issues in this week's episode of SideScrollers.

SideScrollers - "Dialing Back the Stripping"

Video | Posted 2 years ago on 4/3
Sometimes, living a double-life can be awesome.

SideScrollers - "Reactionary Reaction"

Video | Posted 1 year ago on 1/15
Goku VS. Superman was our biggest and most controversial DEATH BATTLE! of all time. It's time to look back and react to the reactions.

SideScrollers - "Super Wii 64 Cube"

Video | Posted 2 years ago on 1/31
It's the beginning of February, which means GAMEbruary!

SideScrollers 09/14/11 "Not Politically Correct"

Video | Posted 3 years ago on 9/14
As promised, this week Craig DOUBLES up the SideScrollers Newsdesk with SIX stories and you guys sent him some goooooood stories.

SideScrollers - "Leather Face"

Video | Posted 2 years ago on 5/8
We talk about our time in New York, and why you shouldn't tan so much.

SideScrollers - "ScrewAttack vs the Internet"

Video | Posted 2 years ago on 1/10
A huge show recorded live at MAGfest X, the boys welcome James Rolfe, brentalfloss and Eddie Lebron to the show. In addition Craig outlines what ScrewAttack will be doing in 2012 with new shows, new community features and our attempt to conquer the internet once and for all.

SideScrollers - "Ass Injections"

Video | Posted 2 years ago on 11/22
We almost forgot it was the Thanksgiving episode!

SideScrollers - "PB&J&D"

Video | Posted 2 years ago on 5/16
Today is all about what could potentially be a culinary explosion of taste.

'SideScrollers - "Don't Do Bath Salts!"

Video | Posted 2 years ago on 7/17
This week on SideScrollers, we make an announcement that many of you have been waiting for.

SideScrollers - "Dead Weight"

Video | Posted 2 years ago on 2/7
Our 24-Hour Anniversary Marathon is coming up! We talk about some memories, and plans for this year!

The Motion of the Ocean | SideScrollers

Video | Posted 3 days ago on 10/22
This time on SideScrollers, Craig is dealing with Hatred, Chad is thinking small, the guys delve into ScrewAttack Games' next title, Disorder, and Sam's back with the world's weirdest news!

The Gloves Come Off! | SideScrollers

Video | Posted 1 week ago on 10/15
With all these great games coming out, it's time for the guys to discuss GAMETOBER! Also, it's really hard to talk about fight club if you don't use your big boy words.

Oodles of Opium Noodles | SideScrollers

Video | Posted 3 weeks ago on 10/1
With titans falling, perverts flying high, and big new plans coming to life, Craig, Chad, and Sam have plenty to dig into and break down THIS TIME ON SIDESCROLLERS!

Face Your Destiny! | SideScrollers

Video | Posted 6 weeks ago on 9/10
With Craig on vacation, Nick is joining Sam and Chad to break down the iphone 6, tell all their tales of Destiny's launch, learn how violent cartoon characters can be in Russia, and a whole lot more THIS TIME ON SIDESCROLLERS!

SideScrollers - 'Til Death Do You Shart

Video | Posted 7 weeks ago on 9/3
THIS TIME ON SIDESCROLLERS! Over the past weekend, the guys went all over the country and have the stories to prove it! Plus, Craig wants to know what the big deal is about swatting, Chad's got a beta he's looking forward to, Sam's marred matrimonial Newsdesk, and you showed us your best ugly faces!

SideScrollers - "TMNT Throwdown"

Video | Posted 10 weeks ago on 8/13
While Chad gets things ripped out of his mouth, Nick sits in on SideScrollers to do a little ninja rappin' about the new TMNT movie with Craig! Was it what each guy wanted? What was wrong with it? Also, why are cows making barns explode in Germany? And just how far will one man go to spite a child?

SideScrollers - High & Tight

Video | Posted 11 weeks ago on 8/6
The move is pretty much finished, so it's time to get back to talking about things like robots in the Olympics, Sam's balls, and the poetic abilities of cats. Welcome to this week's SideScrollers!

SideScrollers Rides Again! Season 2 Premiere! | SIdeScrollers

Video | Posted 13 weeks ago on 7/24
SideScrollers is back for Season 2! Chad, Craig, and Sam are reveling in Inafune giving Mega Man fans what they want, Jet Ski blowjob fights, and discovering kids are smarter than they think.

SideScrollers Season 2 Preview

Video | Posted 17 weeks ago on 6/27
Craig, Sam and Chad recently got together to test out some new equipment for season two of SideScrollers. We thought we'd share the ridiculousness. Season 2 officially premieres July 22nd, live at 4pm central.

SideScrollers - "Season Finale"

Video | Posted 41 weeks ago on 1/8
The guys wind down the season of SideScrollers live from MAGfest. SideScrollers will return!