Game Theory: How Fast is Sonic the Hedgehog?

Oh, it's a negative point to be sure, I just felt like biting back against such obvious idiocity. For some of the less obvious, first one must consider that we're observing this world at Sonic's speed, but the timer clock is in a relativistic perspective we can understand. What this means for the average joe is, the clock is a lie. For example, the projectiles the early flying enemy fires? When was the last time you saw a projectile that slow ? So to figure out how fast the stage REALLY is, you've got to determine how fast that projectile really would go, then adjust the "world record time" to reflect this faster timeframe, then calculate the meters per second. Then you have to consider that there is no such thing as a flat classic sonic level. jumping and other speed hindrances aside, sonic's world is full of hills, inclines, depressions, loops, and other terrain that make the stage distance he must run longer than the measured distance given by a FLAT LINE. My point here is to show that for a "Game Theory", very little actual consideration for real research has been done here, and I should think someone bold enough to post such a theory would have more scruples than to do anything like this halfway.