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The Assassin's Creed 3 Dichotomy from The Rageaholic

1/16/13 12:02pm

Buggier than Chinese produce, while being generated under working conditions FIVE times as inhumane, it's the long-awaited third proper entry in the rapidly-disintegrating Assassin's Creed franchise! Venture forth (if you dare) for RazörFist's thoughts.

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g1 DISCUSSIONS

darkhyrulelord

January 19, 2013 - 1:38pm

You enjoy the first Assassin's Creed more? Interesting. In some aspects, it does have good qualities and I do think it does have more actual assassinations than the other games did. .....however it did start to get a little monotonous in the middle segment.

While I do wish that there were more assassinations in the new game, this game is quite big and packed with a lot of content. It's not perfect, but I feel that the story mode is entertaining.

Mokuu

January 17, 2013 - 9:57am

You do know that Jade Raymond is no longer on the Assassins Creed project, ever since brotherhood she's went to Ubisoft toronto. So LEAVER HER ALONE *puts on wig* PLEASE LEAVE HER ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE !!!!

Lol but really, the original crew from the first games is gone. Its too bad yet happens in this industry, we might learn something if we figure out what pushed them to leave.

MagnumMagnus

January 16, 2013 - 10:21pm

You liked the first one better than the rest? That must put you in the minority. Most are the exact opposite.

One thing I did admire about the first game was how ballsy it must've been in this post-911 world to make the protagonist a Muslim warrior fighting off Christian invaders.

Only time you ever see that is usually in some Saudi propaganda film, but here it's treated with respect and tact.

I haven't played any of them myself, but I do enjoy the story and historical settings. Just wish there was a little less scifi to all of it.

Gedillt

January 16, 2013 - 6:19pm

As entertaining as always. God fucking speed indeed.

Zetra3

January 16, 2013 - 2:46pm

Couldn't disagree more with just about everything, but ok.

They Call Me The Fizz

January 16, 2013 - 1:25pm

I'm surprised you didn't divulge further into the "Ancient Aliens" nature of the franchise's storyline... let alone the ending...

Another fine episode, Mr. Fist. Best of luck with whatever's next on your docket...

Sean Hinz

January 16, 2013 - 9:03am

As someone who monitors g1 content and promotes it, bang up job! As a fan of the franchise, you're a dick. Either way, I am currently both entertained and having a fanboy meltdown. Dichotomy! Excuse me while I go post something passive aggressive on your wall.

Metroidvania98

January 16, 2013 - 4:27pm

Its kind of exactly like that. Well produced with great presentation but the content held within that presentation is just awful. Especially claiming to be the voice of the fans and then, in the same breath, saying that nobody wanted the naval battles.......... Its what pretty much everyone was talking about after it was demoed at E3 and also people loved it in the games. The glitches are horrible when they happen but thats like saying Skyrim (on anything but the PS3. That version is shit) is an awful game because of the many glitches.

caboose_-1

January 19, 2013 - 3:35am

He didn't say it was a bad game due to glitches, he just showed it at the start to showcase a technical issue he has with it. Keep in mind that he also showed the AI acting stupid at the start too.

Anyway, he never said he spoke for the fans and that nobody wanted naval battles. He just said that the naval battles, although executed well, were completely unnecessary because it has nothing to do with being an assassin. And you certainly don't speak for everyone when you say that everyone wanted the naval battles either. I sure didn't care for them.

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