It's time for the new esport to sweep the internet! This is Mount Your Friends! A fiercely competitive sporting event for you to play with your friends in the contextual security of your own home, assuming that your home is not composed of sexual innuendo.
CHALLENGE FIC! Will I be just as bored as I was with Sweet Apple Massacre, or could this story be filled with all kind of surprises, just like the ingredients of its cupcakes?
I ramble and repeat myself quite a bit at the end because I fail at talking by myself. Sorry.