The ejaculating climax!!!
Vampire has a nightgun that shoots orgies at night... CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON!!!
Rumors of a Zelda TV series on Netflix, wave 3 Amiibo, Street Fighter II on Virtual Boy, and more. Are YOU hyped for a new Zelda TV show?
In this chapter, YOU become a pervert who likes to wear a teenage girl's underwear... YOU should be ashamed.
In which your childhood turns into a goth and commits suicide by slitting its wrists.
Wait! If Tom Bombadil is Satan but he's also Tom Anderson, and if Satan is the Bark Lord, does that mean that Neo is Ross' dog? WHOA!
They thought they were done with this story... They. Were. WRONG!
"There was a Dork Mark on his you-know-wut!11!"
"The problem is....I have to seduce Volxemort."
"We started tiling of each other's cloves fevently."
"Vampire got out his blak invincibility coke."
"Cool tears down my feces."
"VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD"
"Volfemort has him bondage!"
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHER******S!!!"
They won't survive this reading...
This is the weirdest version of "Swan Lake" ever.
Our favorite summer films of 2014, Harry Potter, and Captain Marvel/Shazam. All this and more on the latest At the Screwvies