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ProJared's Box of Mystery at SGC 2014

Video | Posted August 9, 2014 - 8:40pm
Jared returns to SGC...but what's in the box!?!


Blog Post | Posted July 18, 2014 - 1:30pm
Drinking, Driving, and Red Shells. Sounds like a good time to me.

UnPro Views. Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare. Thrills and Upsets.

Blog Post | Posted May 3, 2014 - 9:13pm
Is Kevin Spacey a bigger BAMF than Captain Price? Probably. But is he even in Call of Duty? Either way I'm not opening the care package he dropped.

Castlevania Lords of Shadow 2: Revelations DLC: 6.2/10. An UnPro Review.

Blog Post | Posted April 23, 2014 - 11:00pm
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING FUN! Does the monster Alucard belong in this world? Is Revelations worth having a stake in? I'll tell you if a sword can cut better than a whip. Stay awake to see the morning sun. I'm no VanHelsing. I'm just an UnPro.

Fatal Frame is Coming to WiiU, the Movies, and Bookshelves!

Blog Post | Posted April 22, 2014 - 7:03am
Aggression will overtake fear should the game not come westward!

Silent Hill Origins: 8.5/10. An UnPro Review.

Blog Post | Posted April 19, 2014 - 12:31am
Imagine if Josh Brolin's character in No Country for Old Men was in a Hellraiser movie. That's Silent Hill Origins.

The Infamous Numerical Rating: A Referential Guide to the UnPro Reviews of Johnny Burnes.

Blog Post | Posted April 13, 2014 - 8:50pm
Is scoring games pointless? Just how does one gauge quality? I can only show you my methods. Is my meter reading right, or am I just UnPro?

UnPro Tips: General Methods to Attain the Utmost Pleasure From A Video Game.

Blog Post | Posted April 12, 2014 - 10:57pm
A writing by Johnny Burnes meant to prevent miniscule or greater catastrophes. A few simple measures can change the way one looks at an oft desmissed passtime. Find out how to stop sweating the small stuff and increase your gaming happiness.

The AVGN's Body Found in Castlevania!...'s DLC!

Blog Post | Posted March 26, 2014 - 10:39pm
He should've thrown holy water at the floor.

Limbo: 6.7/10. An UnPro Review.

Blog Post | Posted March 21, 2014 - 10:53pm
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING FUN! Has a temptress lured me into hell? Or just Limbo? Makeup doesn't make the girl, but does it help? Sanded down to primer, Limbo's colorless vehicle is stylish, but how fun is it to drive? Have faith as we descend into Limbo. I'm no preacher. I'm UnPro.

Classic Sunday - Jared's never used a SNES Game Genie?!?

Video | Posted December 1, 2013 - 8:51am
You can do all kinds of fun things to your games with the power of a Game Genie. After finding out that Jared had never owned one or experienced it, we just had to show him.

Jared and Lauren are... umm... cats...

Video | Posted November 26, 2013 - 11:30am
We have no words, Jared. No words at all.

The Top 25 Wii Games (Day Three)

Blog Post | Posted November 20, 2013 - 3:40pm
A trip back in memory lane, to the 15th through 11th best games on the little console that could.

Mario Party After Dark at SGC 2013

Video | Posted August 15, 2013 - 3:40pm
Check your friends at the door, they're doing it live!

ProJared's ProPanel at SGC 2013

Video | Posted July 27, 2013 - 11:41am
The net's biggest Pro at one helluva Con.

REVULSIVE's Trip to SGC (Plus MPAD shirts for Animal Crossing!)

Blog Post | Posted July 2, 2013 - 10:33pm
REVULSIVE recounts his SGC experience. Also, would you like some ScrewAttack-themed shirts for Animal Crossing? Just make sure you have the QR code machine unlocked!

Mario Party After Dark Overtime

Blog Post | Posted June 23, 2013 - 3:15am
Results, the keys to the win, and what was at stake.

Mario Party After Dark Analysis

Blog Post | Posted June 22, 2013 - 3:04pm
4th player announced, why Sam's lead is not safe, and the odds for each player to win.

Game in 60 Seconds: Lone Survivor

Video | Posted May 31, 2013 - 7:45pm
Can't afford new games? Just simply lazy? Here's a spoiler filled recap of Faster Than Light... in 60 seconds.

g1 Mario Party After Dark "Ain't No Party, Like A Mario Party!"

Video | Posted May 5, 2013 - 2:20pm
Welcome to the g1 version of MPAD.