Posts tagged as Jose

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Posted on May 3, 2014 - 9:13pm by 44Burnes

Is Kevin Spacey a bigger BAMF than Captain Price? Probably. But is he even in Call of Duty? Either way I'm not opening the care package he dropped.

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Posted on April 23, 2014 - 11:00pm by 44Burnes

WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING FUN! Does the monster Alucard belong in this world? Is Revelations worth having a stake in? I'll tell you if a sword can cut better than a whip. Stay awake to see the morning sun. I'm no VanHelsing. I'm just an UnPro.

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Posted on April 22, 2014 - 7:03am by 44Burnes

Aggression will overtake fear should the game not come westward!

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Posted on April 19, 2014 - 12:31am by 44Burnes

Imagine if Josh Brolin's character in No Country for Old Men was in a Hellraiser movie. That's Silent Hill Origins.

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Posted on April 13, 2014 - 8:50pm by 44Burnes

Is scoring games pointless? Just how does one gauge quality? I can only show you my methods. Is my meter reading right, or am I just UnPro?

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Posted on April 12, 2014 - 10:57pm by 44Burnes

A writing by Johnny Burnes meant to prevent miniscule or greater catastrophes. A few simple measures can change the way one looks at an oft desmissed passtime. Find out how to stop sweating the small stuff and increase your gaming happiness.

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Posted on March 26, 2014 - 10:39pm by 44Burnes

He should've thrown holy water at the floor.

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Posted on March 21, 2014 - 10:53pm by 44Burnes

WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING FUN! Has a temptress lured me into hell? Or just Limbo? Makeup doesn't make the girl, but does it help? Sanded down to primer, Limbo's colorless vehicle is stylish, but how fun is it to drive? Have faith as we descend into Limbo. I'm no preacher. I'm UnPro.

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Posted on December 15, 2013 - 11:01am by Classic Sunday

We always go to MAGFest in January, and sometimes we like to compete in the tournaments they have there. Sometimes, Jose likes to breakaway from Team ScrewAttack and be a little Benedict Arnold! Will it pay off?

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Posted on November 10, 2013 - 11:17am by Classic Sunday

Back when they were brand spanking new, Xbox 360s were dropping like crazy! Jose had the tips for the trick that would have you dry humping a working 360 again in no time!

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Posted on November 2, 2013 - 10:01pm by Classic Sunday

We have a history of punishing the people that lose a ScrewAttack challenge. It's really the last thing you want to do in the HQ, and sometimes you pay for it with someone drawing something on your face with a sharpie.

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Posted on October 19, 2013 - 10:00pm by Classic Sunday

We threw blindfolds over the eyes of Corey, Jose, and Ben, to see if they could figure out what they were putting in their mouths! It may be candy, or maybe it isn't. They would find out pretty quick.

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Posted on July 2, 2013 - 10:33pm by REVULSIVE

REVULSIVE recounts his SGC experience. Also, would you like some ScrewAttack-themed shirts for Animal Crossing? Just make sure you have the QR code machine unlocked!

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Posted on May 11, 2013 - 10:00pm by Classic Sunday

Three interns, Jose, Ben, and Mickey, stepped into the ring of ScrewAttack Wrestling to throw down! Who will come out on top of this hardcore triple threat match?!?

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Posted on April 9, 2013 - 4:27pm by Clip of the Week

Life lesson: Never throw instruction manuals at Jose, it doesn't end well.

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Posted on April 4, 2013 - 7:00pm by ICCE CREAM DUDE ☃

Smash Mouth + ScrewAttack = AWESOME!

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Posted on March 23, 2013 - 10:07pm by Classic Sunday

This week we revist a prank from back in 2008 that involved twinkies, an "el Mexicano" and a new host of a new news show we created.

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Posted on March 2, 2013 - 11:36pm by Classic Sunday

This week we relive a very cold day in Texas in which one "el Mexicano" went down in ScrewAttack history for his ability to brave the weather... and deliver a mean "Truffle Shuffle".

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Posted on February 24, 2013 - 10:41am by Classic Sunday

As we delve into the archives of ScrewAttack to expose both new and old g1s to Classic ScrewAttack videos, our first edition takes us to where we actually started to become a real company: by bringing in 4 new interns. Some of the faces you may recognize and others you may not but Unaware Steve interviewing them really set the tone for how new interns would be selected moving forward.

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Posted on February 24, 2013 - 10:35am by Classic Sunday

If you though the first part of Unaware Steve's interviews with our interns was crazy, Steve nearly gets killed in this part.