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The Infamous Numerical Rating: A Referential Guide to the UnPro Reviews of Johnny Burnes.

Blog Post | Posted April 13, 2014 - 8:50pm
Is scoring games pointless? Just how does one gauge quality? I can only show you my methods. Is my meter reading right, or am I just UnPro?

UnPro Tips: General Methods to Attain the Utmost Pleasure From A Video Game.

Blog Post | Posted April 12, 2014 - 10:57pm
A writing by Johnny Burnes meant to prevent miniscule or greater catastrophes. A few simple measures can change the way one looks at an oft desmissed passtime. Find out how to stop sweating the small stuff and increase your gaming happiness.

The AVGN's Body Found in Castlevania!...'s DLC!

Blog Post | Posted March 26, 2014 - 10:39pm
He should've thrown holy water at the floor.

Limbo: 6.7/10. An UnPro Review.

Blog Post | Posted March 21, 2014 - 10:53pm
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING FUN! Has a temptress lured me into hell? Or just Limbo? Makeup doesn't make the girl, but does it help? Sanded down to primer, Limbo's colorless vehicle is stylish, but how fun is it to drive? Have faith as we descend into Limbo. I'm no preacher. I'm UnPro.

Classic Sunday - Jose Betrayed Us in a CoD 4 Tournament!

Video | Posted December 15, 2013 - 11:01am
We always go to MAGFest in January, and sometimes we like to compete in the tournaments they have there. Sometimes, Jose likes to breakaway from Team ScrewAttack and be a little Benedict Arnold! Will it pay off?

Classic Sunday - Fix that red ringed 360 with the power of the towel!

Video | Posted November 10, 2013 - 11:17am
Back when they were brand spanking new, Xbox 360s were dropping like crazy! Jose had the tips for the trick that would have you dry humping a working 360 again in no time!

Classic Sunday - Jose's Sharpie Monocle

Video | Posted November 2, 2013 - 10:01pm
We have a history of punishing the people that lose a ScrewAttack challenge. It's really the last thing you want to do in the HQ, and sometimes you pay for it with someone drawing something on your face with a sharpie.

Classic Sunday - Guess That Halloween Candy!

Video | Posted October 19, 2013 - 10:00pm
We threw blindfolds over the eyes of Corey, Jose, and Ben, to see if they could figure out what they were putting in their mouths! It may be candy, or maybe it isn't. They would find out pretty quick.

REVULSIVE's Trip to SGC (Plus MPAD shirts for Animal Crossing!)

Blog Post | Posted July 2, 2013 - 10:33pm
REVULSIVE recounts his SGC experience. Also, would you like some ScrewAttack-themed shirts for Animal Crossing? Just make sure you have the QR code machine unlocked!

Classic Sunday - ScrewAttack Wrestling's Battle of the Interns

Video | Posted May 11, 2013 - 10:00pm
Three interns, Jose, Ben, and Mickey, stepped into the ring of ScrewAttack Wrestling to throw down! Who will come out on top of this hardcore triple threat match?!?

Clip of the Week - Contra

Video | Posted April 9, 2013 - 4:27pm
Life lesson: Never throw instruction manuals at Jose, it doesn't end well.

I made a ScrewAttack music video!

Video | Posted April 4, 2013 - 7:00pm
Smash Mouth + ScrewAttack = AWESOME!

Classic Sunday - The Twinkie Training Prank

Video | Posted March 23, 2013 - 10:07pm
This week we revist a prank from back in 2008 that involved twinkies, an "el Mexicano" and a new host of a new news show we created.

Classic Sunday - Jose Runs in the Snow

Video | Posted March 2, 2013 - 11:36pm
This week we relive a very cold day in Texas in which one "el Mexicano" went down in ScrewAttack history for his ability to brave the weather... and deliver a mean "Truffle Shuffle".

Classic Sunday - Unaware Steve interviews our first interns

Video | Posted February 24, 2013 - 10:41am
As we delve into the archives of ScrewAttack to expose both new and old g1s to Classic ScrewAttack videos, our first edition takes us to where we actually started to become a real company: by bringing in 4 new interns. Some of the faces you may recognize and others you may not but Unaware Steve interviewing them really set the tone for how new interns would be selected moving forward.

Classic Sunday - Unaware Steve interviews our first interns Part 2 of 2

Video | Posted February 24, 2013 - 10:35am
If you though the first part of Unaware Steve's interviews with our interns was crazy, Steve nearly gets killed in this part.


Blog Post | Posted February 21, 2013 - 4:26pm
Twitter will never be the same again.

15 of the best Clip of the Weeks

Blog Post | Posted January 11, 2013 - 2:32pm
With the new ‘The Clip’ still in production, now is a good time to look back to some of the better moments of the old Clip of the week.

Mario Party After Dark 8 - Shake It Up and At The Chomp Wash

Video | Posted December 22, 2012 - 7:37pm
NSFW WARNING! No seriously, this is exactly why it's called After Dark.

Mario Party After Dark 8!

Video | Posted December 22, 2012 - 11:20am
Join Chad, Jared, Sam and special guest Jose in the electronic world's most dangerous game!

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