We have a history of punishing the people that lose a ScrewAttack challenge. It's really the last thing you want to do in the HQ, and sometimes you pay for it with someone drawing something on your face with a sharpie.
NFL Blitz holds a special place in the HQ's collective hearts, or maybe it's just Craigs...either way there were enough Blitz players in the office to see who was the best and who had to face mortality and don a sharpie mustache.
Jose lost the Candy Eating Challenge and for that he's gonna lose a little bit of his dignity. He's gotta speak with an English accent for the day, and he's gotta rock that sharpie monocle and 'stache. Miiyah.