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Super Time Force: Permanence is Paradox - Rated S for Sandwich

Video | Posted June 28, 2014 - 11:00am
Super Time Force takes shooter and time-shenanigans to an unprecedented level, but does it actually work?

Mega Man 9: PART 3 - Splash Woman & Galaxy Man - Game Corner (Let's Play)

Video | Posted June 26, 2014 - 8:23pm
Myke and Asai play the worst AND the best two levels in Mega Man 9!

Resogun gets updated with Ship Editor, local co-op and additional trophies for free

Blog Post | Posted June 21, 2014 - 3:45pm
Popular PS4 sidescrolling shoot 'em up, Resogun, will be getting a slew of new features for free of charge...

Legacy of the Wizard (NES) Review - Zero's Maverick Hunting

Video | Posted May 18, 2014 - 7:30pm
It begins, the first game on my request list. Is this foreshadowing for things to come?

Here's some freshly brewed controversy over Ubisoft's Child of Lightly Difficult

Blog Post | Posted May 5, 2014 - 9:00pm
In which the difficulty settings be whack yo!

UnPro Views. Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare. Thrills and Upsets.

Blog Post | Posted May 3, 2014 - 9:13pm
Is Kevin Spacey a bigger BAMF than Captain Price? Probably. But is he even in Call of Duty? Either way I'm not opening the care package he dropped.

13 Reasons We LOVE Zelda II!

Video | Posted April 24, 2014 - 2:17pm
13 Reasons We LOVE Zelda II: The Adventure Link!

11 Reasons We HATE Zelda II with Evil Craig!

Video | Posted April 24, 2014 - 2:16pm
It's different? It SUCKS!

Castlevania Lords of Shadow 2: Revelations DLC: 6.2/10. An UnPro Review.

Blog Post | Posted April 23, 2014 - 11:00pm
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING FUN! Does the monster Alucard belong in this world? Is Revelations worth having a stake in? I'll tell you if a sword can cut better than a whip. Stay awake to see the morning sun. I'm no VanHelsing. I'm just an UnPro.

Fatal Frame is Coming to WiiU, the Movies, and Bookshelves!

Blog Post | Posted April 22, 2014 - 7:03am
Aggression will overtake fear should the game not come westward!

Silent Hill Origins: 8.5/10. An UnPro Review.

Blog Post | Posted April 19, 2014 - 12:31am
Imagine if Josh Brolin's character in No Country for Old Men was in a Hellraiser movie. That's Silent Hill Origins.

The Infamous Numerical Rating: A Referential Guide to the UnPro Reviews of Johnny Burnes.

Blog Post | Posted April 13, 2014 - 8:50pm
Is scoring games pointless? Just how does one gauge quality? I can only show you my methods. Is my meter reading right, or am I just UnPro?

UnPro Tips: General Methods to Attain the Utmost Pleasure From A Video Game.

Blog Post | Posted April 12, 2014 - 10:57pm
A writing by Johnny Burnes meant to prevent miniscule or greater catastrophes. A few simple measures can change the way one looks at an oft desmissed passtime. Find out how to stop sweating the small stuff and increase your gaming happiness.

PDT Gunman Clive - Episode 5: Duck Mode

Video | Posted April 4, 2014 - 8:48pm
Quack Quack

The AVGN's Body Found in Castlevania!...'s DLC!

Blog Post | Posted March 26, 2014 - 10:39pm
He should've thrown holy water at the floor.

Limbo: 6.7/10. An UnPro Review.

Blog Post | Posted March 21, 2014 - 10:53pm
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING FUN! Has a temptress lured me into hell? Or just Limbo? Makeup doesn't make the girl, but does it help? Sanded down to primer, Limbo's colorless vehicle is stylish, but how fun is it to drive? Have faith as we descend into Limbo. I'm no preacher. I'm UnPro.

Playable Demo for my indie game Maya Breaker

Blog Post | Posted March 11, 2014 - 11:00am
Game testers are wanted.

Code of Princess (3DS) Review - Quick Hunts!

Video | Posted November 17, 2013 - 1:13am
The first in my new series of smaller reviews.

Ghost n Goblins/Ghouls n Ghosts (Arcade/NES/SNES) Review - Zero's Maverick Hunting

Video | Posted October 31, 2013 - 6:22pm
I review a few games from a fantastic and hard as hell game series.

3DS Review - Sonic Generations

Video | Posted January 17, 2013 - 11:07am
The game I was most looking forward to on the 3DS. How does it hold up?

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