Welp. I'll try to write a blog soon. I'll write another blog as quickly as I can depending on its relative success... Not that it matters. Not much interaction is here anyway.
Whoops. I accidently broke the wind. How do you fix it?
FUCK. WHY? Dammit! Why? WHYHYHY? Terrible news everyone! Our lives are at yummy, delicious steak! The green skittles are now green apple instead of lime! We're doomed!