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5/17/13 7:06pm

Sorry guys, but no Ask the Experts this week due to lack of volunteers. Remember, if you want to volunteer, do so here: http://www.screwattack.com/news/ask-experts-2013-spring-schedule

5/16/13 2:04pm

A Zero 2 Hero wrote on Dallinag's wall.

Question: Where does Lara Croft keep all that rope she uses for rope arrows?

5/12/13 9:12pm

A Zero 2 Hero wrote on Dallinag's wall.

Question: How come Hakan has red skin? Do you think his blue curly hair is natural or dyed?

5/10/13 10:08pm

Dallinag

Really? You need to input a code to delete a post? Stupid spambots, only make posting blogs more inconvieient for us. *grumbles*

5/10/13 10:04pm

Dallinag

Huh, that new Ask the Experts was so good, I made two of 'em.

5/10/13 4:54pm

Dallinag

I knew he would snap, I just didn't know when. http://www.screwattack.com/news/ask-experts-bieber-conqueror-0

5/4/13 12:38pm

Bygjuce wrote on Dallinag's wall.

Question: Do winners seriously not use drugs?

5/3/13 5:40pm

Dallinag

WARNING: May melt eyes. http://www.screwattack.com/news/ask-experts-my-eyes-are-melting

4/26/13 4:39pm

Dallinag

Bad news everyone: Due to circumstances outside my control, there will be no Ask the Experts this week. Thanks for understanding.

4/24/13 6:36pm

A Zero 2 Hero wrote on Dallinag's wall.

What's the secret behind Pay 'N' Spray? You can have the entire army after you, but once you enter one of their garages and get a new paint job, they instantly give up.

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The real reason some people wear masks!

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What is the best controller EVER?!?

Stats & Connections

Dallinag

g1 Since: Version 5 (2011)

Advantage Since: 2011

I am the creator and writer of Pixelated Ponderings, which can be best described as a stream of consiousness in blog form, and Ask the Experts, a g1 collaborative series. I am a huge movie buff, my favorites including Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Airplane, Back to the Future, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Men in Black, Freddy vs. Jason, and Dumb and Dumber. My moods range from overtly friendly to overtly sarcastic. My favorite thing about ScrewAttack is that on ScrewAttack, there is a genuine bond between employee and g1, something you don't see on normal websites.