Posted on 1/25/15 2:29pm

Here you go, all the FF7 feats I could think of that apply to Cloud.

Posted on 1/25/15 12:28pm

Dude, you are playing Ninja Gaiden Z? Run away while you still can, it makes Ninja Gaiden 3 look like Ninja Gaiden 2. I got the game on day 1 from a friend and it is by far the most disappointing game of 2014 for me, and the worst one I played personally. This is not even one of those games where hipsters will go around saying "hur dur people just hate it because Ryu is not the main character" it's legitimately terrible in every single aspect.

Posted on 1/23/15 4:08pm

*Sigh*... I love it when images in my blogs just up and decide to stop working. I swear they have a mind of their own sometimes.

Posted on 1/20/15 9:03pm

So I just discovered something really weird that I simply must share with everyone. The toilet hand from the Zelda games is actually based on a Japanese grim fairy tale about a ghost that comes out of the toilet and chokes you if you forget to use toilet paper. Goddammit Japan... why do you have to be so f*cking weird??

Posted on 1/19/15 12:03pm

Is anyone else getting REALLY annoyed by everyone sh*tting on Sonic Boom? Yes, it's by no means a masterpiece but it seems people are literally trying to make it look bad. Hell, I recently saw a playthrough where the Game Grumps had this 10-minute intro where they went through a whole cutscene frame-by-frame and we're picking apart every little thing. Yes, there was a graphical error here and there and some issues with textures but that happens with literally every game at least once. There was a dip in Robotnik's lip that was barely noticeable and they're like "LOL THISGAMEISSOBAD!!" srsly?? -_- Now, I don't want to sh*t on the Grumps, I find some of their content enjoyable, but I am honestly digging for a part where this game gets as unbearably awful and broken as people are making it seem. It's not a good game, but I wouldn't say "ZOMG WORSTEST GAME EVAR 0/10 KILL IT WITH FIRE" either. I have played games that are much MUCH worse than this. Is there a part where the sh*t hits the fan and this game suddenly becomes dreadfully horrible? If not, this behavior is childish and it needs to stop.

Posted on 1/18/15 1:55pm

Holy sh*t I freaking knew it... What a coincidence too because I was just about to write a blog about this. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g_2OPd25FOw#

Posted on 1/14/15 8:35pm

So... I've been watching PBG's Let's Play on Luigi's Mansion and realized what a clusterf*ck the lore in that game is... Ok, so first things first, Luigi supposedly wins a mansion in a contest he didn't even enter, Mario got there though somehow, and in addition to this he lost his shoe , hat and glove and just magically has them when you find in the painting later. And then there are the ghosts... You have Boos and then you have all these other types that I guess are like some sort of sub-speices, and then humanoid ghosts that are supposedly the dead inhabitants of the mansion. But that wouldn't make much sense considering the mansion is just an illusion created by the Boos. However, an in-game bio states that baby Chauncey is the only one who was born a ghost. But then there's the painter, Van Gore, who E Gadd said created all of the ghosts in the mansion from paintings. Just... what the absolute f*ck, Nintendo!?!?

Posted on 1/14/15 8:33am

So on FB I changed my profile pic to this. I've grown quite attached to Crono, but how many people think I should change it to this here? https://s.yimg.com/lo/api/res/1.2/QW1MS1xO8XKPRvf3DrinuA--/YXBwaWQ9eWlzZ...

Posted on 1/4/15 10:08pm

Quick heads up everyone. Going to be afk for a while.

Posted on 1/1/15 8:10am

Hey!! I woke up this morning and there aren't any flying cars, hover boards and self tying shoes. This is bullshit!!

Posted on 12/31/14 1:31am

The Overlooked Feats of the Mighty Link!

Did Hyrule Warriors really pump Link up with steroids? Or was he that strong all along?

Posted on 12/28/14 4:30pm

So... Majora's Mask 3D is an actual thing.

Posted on 12/27/14 3:58pm

Link blog is on it's way. It'll come out... eventually...

Posted on 12/24/14 11:50pm

Merry Chrismaquanzakah everyone! (just making sure I covered everybody)

Posted on 12/23/14 2:28pm

I subscrbe to you.

Posted on 12/23/14 2:27pm

I debunked superman death battle.Checkout my blogs.

Posted on 12/22/14 7:55am

So... Interesting dream. I dreamt (is that the right word?) that Chad became CEO of a company that promoted Screwattack. I was attending a college owned by the company and was in a Versus Debate class. We had no sponsors because everyone thought a class about arguing fictional characters was unprofessional, so we had to use this old schoolroom with a chalkboard, the desks and everything. The teacher made a slideshow of why Goku is the best character ever, and we were all like "Oh lord, we know where this is going." The second he brought up Superman I stood up, cussed him out, and plopped a Superman comic on his desk, and walked out. The rest of the class followed me. He got fired shortly after.

Posted on 12/20/14 6:18pm

Next time: The Overlooked Feats of the Mighty Link!!

Posted on 12/16/14 1:03am
Posted on 12/13/14 10:50am

Nearly shat myself when I heard a loud noise that shook the house. Turns out it was was a Naval weapons test several miles away, according to the news. I can only imagine how load it was for the guys operating it because HOLY SHIT if that was really a weapon our enemies are so f*cked.

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