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5/20/13 3:35pm
g1 Features posted a new Video.

Max and Larry handle CinemAttack this week, as a dynamic duo, tackling two of the summer's biggest hitters: Iron Man 3 and The Great Gastby, and your regularly scheduled RD and Newsreel.
5/20/13 4:44pm
firehazard51: "Looks to be rather classy...."
What happen to last episode's 5 word challenge? I always like to see what other people have come up with.
5/19/13 3:12am
Icipall: I really enjoyed Iron Man 3 and in my opinion it's the best Iron Man thus far. And I'm also really excited for Pacific Rim.
 
5/13/13 12:00pm
g1 Features posted a new Blog Post.
5/11/13 3:57am
Icipall: We need the help of Bieber's archrival, Rebecca Black.
5/11/13 2:26am
caboose_-1: Another thing about winners not using drugs: just look at some of the pickups you get in video games. Some of those have got to be hardcore stuff to let you fly, shrug off gaping wounds, breathe underwater, or go on a rampage.
5/10/13 10:40pm
Wildman93: nah the code isn't too tough to crack Dallinag
"Help everyone, Justin Bieber is after me and I discovered that he is plotting to take over the world, you need to get help."
insert Layton success clip here
 
5/6/13 2:30pm
g1 Features posted a new Blog Post.

AHHHHH!!! IT BURNS!!!
5/11/13 1:55pm
darkhyrulelord: Slippy should stay in the Great Fox if he's so valuable to the team. Good answers! I liked the snowball one.
5/6/13 7:34pm
LegendStormcrow: Slippy only made those devices because Falco locked him up in a storage bay for a week.
5/4/13 9:16pm
LightningandIce: I don't think Slippy is so bad, either.
5/4/13 11:34am
supermatt64: MILK LOVERS UNITE!!!!!!
5/4/13 3:03am
Icipall: Finally, someone who knows how manly drink milk is!
 
5/2/13 1:00pm
g1 Features posted a new Blog Post.

The year is 2007. It is the future. Cyber Commandoes MadHero and Gear are leading the charge of previewing games from the future's future AKA May 2013. Are they up to the task?
5/4/13 1:41pm
gear12: It's kind of difficult to explain how to pronounce it. The best I can do is this: you have to do a rolling "r", pronounce the "eu" like it's French, and a hard "s"
5/3/13 4:33pm
Molmoran: I've not really played any god games either but Reus looks really interesting, I love the art style too.
What happened to Overstrike is a right shame, I never saw that trailer before now and I was getting a little hyped.
Fantastic post guys, I found some games I'd not heard of before now and someone finally answered my question about Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon being standalone, cheers!

PS:- How is Reus pronounced?
5/2/13 10:47pm
darkhyrulelord: Lots of rereleases this month. Blood Dragon looks like the highlight for sure this month. Great Previews!
4/30/13 5:02pm
Noble Team 1: I really want Blood Dragon as well it's seems like the perfect game when I want to play something stupid, though I might finally pick up Donkey Kong Country Returns for my 3DS, but after playing Resident Evil Revelations on my 3DS for a 100 hours plus yeah I'll likely skipped the console port as it's not worth it for me.
4/30/13 2:45pm
Icipall: I just started my third playthrough of Metro 2033 in wait of Metro: Last Light.
 
4/29/13 8:05pm
g1 Features posted a new Video.

CinemAttack is back to regular episodes with a review of Oblivion, five word phrases on Thor: The Dark World's trailer, Recommendation Domination with Sean, and the Newsreel with Max!
5/2/13 5:52pm
darkhyrulelord: Neat episode! Oblivion might be worth a watch.....maybe.
4/30/13 10:15am
firehazard51: "By Thor's hammer.....YES!"

Wow, there seems to be a bit of a disagreement on this week's review. I thought the trailer made it look good but I've received other advice to skip the movie. I think I'll make it this first blu-ray movie I've ever rented. The visuals look so good I have to watch it just for that on blu-ray.

No one tried out to be a guest host? I thought about maybe giving it a try but I just didn't know if I could stick with the commitment. Looks like you guys put a lot of work into your show. I don't have my shit together well enough to take on another challenge. I'm already falling behind on my own g1 labor.......man PS+ does a lot of updates AND I have to work on the European's version too.
4/29/13 11:43pm
Sean Capdeville: Thanks! I suppose when you think about it, I'm just irreplaceable, aren't I?
4/29/13 8:51pm
BigBossofMoss: 5 Word Trailer

Loki's back?! Take my money!
4/28/13 4:34pm
Dallinag: 5-Word Trailer Response:

Calling it: Portman's gonna die.
 
4/26/13 4:40pm
Dallinag wrote on g1 Features's wall.
Bad news everyone: Due to circumstances outside my control, there will be no Ask the Experts this week. Thanks for understanding.
 
4/23/13 1:05pm
g1 Features posted a new Blog Post.

Hey, you keep reading this crap!
4/23/13 6:07pm
CrazyDuck: Best skill to have for sure !
4/23/13 2:31pm
Dallinag: It just sounded a bit weird. I hope you don't mind.
4/23/13 1:40pm
Jawbreaker Alumni: I am offended sir, my nickname is Harry Ass Tubman, and I will see you in court!
4/23/13 1:37pm
LuckyMikeyJ: Can you derp so hard that you find a secret only to find out everyone else knew about it two weeks ahead of time because your derp sent you two weeks into the future? Stupid question I know.
4/21/13 3:02pm
BenNiGeLing: "They keep inviting him to parties, (but?) he only leaves the sewers at night."

What's that "But" doing there?!(hehehe, butt) I didn't write that :O

Seriously though, is there something wrong with what I wrote?
 
4/16/13 1:30pm
g1 Features posted a new Blog Post.

Just like cupcakes!
4/18/13 9:11pm
darkhyrulelord: The last answer was perfect. Also, I can handle Strongbad's style.
4/16/13 6:48pm
Dallinag: Shame on you, my friend. SHAME ON YOU!!!
4/15/13 2:06pm
DRQ: i had to google like 90% of the questions cause i didnt know what they where referencing to xD
4/13/13 1:32am
Icipall: You know what time it is? Adventure Experts Time!!!
4/12/13 10:15pm
smoke108: Sam and Max, Strong Bad, Monkey Island, and Day of the Tentacle. Pure win.
 
4/14/13 3:01pm
g1 Features posted a new Video.

In the wake of his death, the hosts of CinemAttack pay homage to one of the most important critics of all time.
4/18/13 6:01pm
darkhyrulelord: Wish I knew more about Robert Ebert, although I will say that this tribute did justice. Nice job!
4/15/13 7:22am
MadHero15: Ebert made me understand films a lot better. I enjoyed films, but when I started reading his reviews, I started analysing and understanding movies. He also made sure I saw films I never thought I'd see, and for that, I can't thank him enough. He has not only popularized film criticism, he (and Siskel) popularized reviewing in general. May he rest in peace
 
4/6/13 9:47pm
g1 Features posted a new Video.

Today on CinemAttack, we have our thoughts on G. I. Joe: Retaliation, as well as five words on the new "This is the End" trailer. And don't forget Max's recommendations and Larry's Newsreel!
4/14/13 9:22pm
Dallinag: 5-Word Reaction:

It's like Kickassia, but mainstream.
4/7/13 6:41pm
SideSmash: And we would probably be like NOOOO
4/7/13 3:07pm
JETZ.acx: Oh deal with it. The change is practically the same as how, say, Rotten Tomatoes or Metacritic handles scores of any site - they simply convert it to a scale that can easily be added into their aggregated score. So what gives if they end up using a 10 scale in the end?
4/7/13 11:06am
firehazard51: 5 words trailer: Really funny and better Cloverfield.
4/7/13 10:33am
DRQ: but in the end u change it to the same review scale. so just grab lary and max by the balls and say "NO WE ARE DOIN IT MYY WAAAAAAAAAAY"
 

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