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I was created when the sun met the moon, within the confines of there interaction a beam shot into Uranus. From there I squirmed to break free into the universe. I partied with Charlton Heston after we met on an ape planet of sorts. When we left to go our different ways we left a giant black monolith on another ape planet. Later on I would meet Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra on the essence of music. We went to many places together seeing many things that would lead to such amazing inspirations. Unfortunately after feeling left behind by Dean and Frank, as they always had a plethora of women on them, I went on to other things. After wandering around the old west for a while I had stumbled upon a car, DeLorean DMC-12, and soon met an old scientist babbling on about time travel. I listened to this man's ideas as they were phenomenal. He needed time to work on his idea, so I left him to himself. I found a giant hole, a rabbit hole of some sort, and jumped down. I was soon greeted by a colorful cavalcade of characters. An invisible cat and a blue caterpillar, they would go on about things that were way out of my comprehensions so I didn't stay for long. As I said my goodbyes they told me to meet a man with a hat before I left. Soon later I found myself at a tea party explaining to the man and his companion rabbit I was told to come here. They started speaking of non-sense and offered me some tea. I had refused the offer as I hadn't wanted to stay in this land of wonder. I climbed right out of the hole and my next destination would be New Mexico. While there I saw something crash out of the sky, of course my first reaction was to check it out. As the dust started to clear the area I had met an alien, an extra terrestrial. He told me he didn't mean to crash on the planet. I offered to take him home but he insisted on staying, he told me it wasn't his first time on the planet as he had been there recently. While looking through the ruins of his spaceship I began telling him of this invention called an Atari Video Computer System, telling him about how he could play adventures of imaginary things or stories based off other people. The next day I awoke to find him gone as for the next month I wander around for a month in New Mexico until an ad on TV came up and showed E.T. for the Atari. Amazed that something like that could have been made in so little time I began looking for the alien. A couple months had went by and my interest for finding the alien dwindled, while walking through the desert I spotted a truck full of cartridges dump it's inventory into a giant hole. I started to become more and more interested in these video games and soon spent years playing many good, bad, and ugly video games. Now I sit here typing this story as there is another game I could be finishing for my own entertainment.
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