Jared Stargazer

25 years old
Male
from Pawtucket, RI | Havelock North, NZ

  • About Me

    My name is Jared.
    American vagabond and New Zealand transplant.
    professional booze hound; amateur photographer; full-time stargazer

    "jaredkent: a vagina is also a portable hole."

    You can follow my adventures and photography HERE

    You can follow me on Instagram HERE

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  • Comments (138)

    • Alyx

      10 months ago

      #firstnameclub

    • fedemere

      11 months ago

      Happy 10 years on the site. Now are you still going to hide how much of a nerd you are from everyone?

    • Zack W^_^W

      11 months ago

      I requested a refund on my Coin! Whew.

      • Zack W^_^W

        11 months ago

        I don't know why I didn't get a refund when they offered it right away. But now I feel like they won't be out for a very long time so might as well. Completely lost hope.

      • Jared Stargazer

        11 months ago

        Yeah, so did I. I can't even use it anymore because they aren't international ready.

    • Alsburgers

      1 year ago

      Dude dont take this the wrong way, but you are really good looking, ok that is all I wanted to say. smiley7.gif

      • Alsburgers

        1 year ago

        Sexiness Overload, DOES NOT COMPUTE......
        It will be our little secret , shhhh

      • Jared Stargazer

        1 year ago

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      • Jared Stargazer

        1 year ago

        I wont take it the wrong way. I'll take it the way it was intended. You should send me a private message. Shouldn't go beyond this in a public conversation.

    • Justine SponsorChat doll

      1 year ago

      Stop sending me love letters.
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    • Justine SponsorChat doll

      1 year ago

      Why do you hate me!

    • Alyx

      1 year ago

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      JARED 'CHEEKY' KENT sent out KERMISAUR!

    • dieselcody

      1 year ago

      www.reddit.com/r/DestinyTheGame/comments/2g9... the link I spoke of.

    • Zack W^_^W

      1 year ago

      wat

    • niall Bleep Bloop

      1 year ago

      Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! You are old but that's what makes you beautiful! ;)
      Happy birthday and have a good one :)

    • MellieIvy KrillinLikeAVillian

      1 year ago

      Happy Birthday. =3 Miss talking to you dude =\ a lot.

    • SkittlzLaRae

      1 year ago

      Lol I miss Jared! smiley12.gifsmiley13.gifsmiley12.gif

    • MellieIvy KrillinLikeAVillian

      2 years ago

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    • Justine SponsorChat doll

      2 years ago

      FUCKING POST IT ALREADY

      • Justine SponsorChat doll

        2 years ago

        YEAH.JPG

      • Zack W^_^W

        2 years ago

        THEN I GUESS IMMA HAVE TO MAKE THE ZATCH DYNASTY LAST...


        ...FOREVER.

      • Jared Stargazer

        2 years ago

        There's only 2 chapters left. I kind of wish it lasted longer.

      • Jared Stargazer

        2 years ago

        Later tonight.

      • Justine SponsorChat doll

        2 years ago

        When. When will it happen.

      • Jared Stargazer

        2 years ago

        I'm at work dammit.

    • Zack W^_^W

      2 years ago

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      • Jared Stargazer

        2 years ago

        Nothing cooler than a thumbs up while casually chewing. Damn... I'm impressed.

      • Curryshoe W√ľnderstache

        2 years ago

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      • Zack W^_^W

        2 years ago

        thanks to @Curryshoe!

      • Jared Stargazer

        2 years ago

        am I getting my own parody gifs now??

    • Jaybles522

      2 years ago

      where is my wine?

      • Jaybles522

        2 years ago

        ok, ok. I see how this friendship works.

      • Jared Stargazer

        2 years ago

        Let me know how that works out for you. I'll be drinking all your wine, from your bed.

      • Jaybles522

        2 years ago

        COOL, our couch is quite comfy and I can cuddle up in all my giants blankets

      • Jared Stargazer

        2 years ago

        Right at home chilling in your bed and not letting you in. I like it.

      • Jaybles522

        2 years ago

        twinning. So youll feel right at home.

      • Jared Stargazer

        2 years ago

        My room is purple... but like a manly purple.

      • Jaybles522

        2 years ago

        I am SURE there is at least one blanket here thats not Giants themed.. My comforter isnt! It is purple tho.. but like a manly purple.

      • Jared Stargazer

        2 years ago

        Get your shit together, Jaybles.

      • Jaybles522

        2 years ago

        haha I figured that wouldn't go over well. ok, ok how about a nice warm fleece blanket?
        Wait.. thats Giants too...

      • Jared Stargazer

        2 years ago

        NOPE! Turning around right now... None of that Giants shit.

      • Jaybles522

        2 years ago

        I will have a snuggie ready for you (sorry but its a Giants one) and I am a good cook so Ill cook you a hot meal

      • Jared Stargazer

        2 years ago

        Hahahaha. What else could someone ask for. They expect wine and that's what shows up instead.

      • Jaybles522

        2 years ago

        Um yea! Its like a dream come true.

      • Jared Stargazer

        2 years ago

        Sounds like a pretty good deal, right? Drunk, cold Jared shows up at your door.

      • Jaybles522

        2 years ago

        I mean, yea. But you would also be drunk... I am starting to see no fault in this...

      • Jared Stargazer

        2 years ago

        well they didn't start empty... more like I'd be delivering me. Isn't that good enough for you!

      • Jaybles522

        2 years ago

        haha SO what your saying is that your gunna walk allll the way dwn to Jersey to deliver me empty bottles?

      • Jared Stargazer

        2 years ago

        You won't get any half empty bottles don't worry. I never leave a bottle unfinished.

      • Jaybles522

        2 years ago

        Man thats rough.. I better not get any half empty bottles.... hahah and it would be a longggggg walk, soo much snow!

      • Jared Stargazer

        2 years ago

        They don't give me a delivery vehicle. So I will be trudging through the snow on foot. All the way to new jersey. I'll make sure the wine doesn't freeze. I will also make sure I don't freeze, the wine will come in handy there.

      • Jaybles522

        2 years ago

        When should I be expecting you?

      • Jared Stargazer

        2 years ago

        It's my number 1 quality my friends appreciate most. My good customer service. I very rarely even put them on hold.

      • Jaybles522

        2 years ago

        I accept.- Good customer service, something I always look for in friends.

      • Jared Stargazer

        2 years ago

        O.O There was a mix up in our order and your shipment got delayed. I hope you can accept our apologies and hopefully a hand delivery will make it up to you.

    • autumnhall Autumn

      2 years ago

      Do I know you???????

      • autumnhall Autumn

        2 years ago

        Hahahaha damn weirdo :')

      • Jared Stargazer

        2 years ago

        Probably not. You don't look familiar. You tell me. You sent me the friend request.

    • VinnieA

      2 years ago

      It's a Samsung tv, my message got flooded by the chat, I wasn't sure if you saw it.

      • Jared Stargazer

        2 years ago

        Ah, good to know.

    • Zack W^_^W

      2 years ago

      when i came into the chat and told myself i was going to strongarm myself into this tightly knit group of friends, i knew i needed to set my eyes on a prize. i needed to woo a man. and i chose wisely.

      • Jared Stargazer

        2 years ago

        Love this.

    • autumnhall Autumn

      2 years ago

      Hey! Nice to meet you :)

      • autumnhall Autumn

        2 years ago

        hahaha it was my pleasure! Same goes to you of course! smiley8.gif

      • Jared Stargazer

        2 years ago

        Thanks for gracing my profile with your presence :)

    • Bravo0777

      2 years ago

      Go Pats! original.gif

      • Jaybles522

        2 years ago

        HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH i hate both of these teams

    • fiafeiy

      2 years ago

      I'm sorry to disappoint but it was never a furry drawing. HAPPY BIRTHDAY JARED
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      • Jared Stargazer

        2 years ago

        but.... where's the furry drawing?

    • JJ

      2 years ago

      You Like Fancy Beers? I like Fancy Beers! BEST FRIENDS!

      • Jared Stargazer

        2 years ago

        Awesome. I'll start throwing a box together for you and probably have it out next week.

      • JJ

        2 years ago

        send them to office with a return address and ill send you some STASH and other goodies.

      • Jared Stargazer

        2 years ago

        @JJ I'm going to send fancy beers your way. Want them sent to the office, or to you personally?

        Post edited 7/11/13 5:40PM

      • Jared Stargazer

        2 years ago

        I enjoyed plenty of 512 and firemans 4. I wasn't able to go pick up beer to bring back home like I had originally planned though. Next time I'll make sure to stock up.

      • JJ

        2 years ago

        i hope you were able to enjoy any of the following beers while in town...STASH IPA - FIRE EAGLE IPA -PACEMAKER - any 512 BEERS - FIREMANS 4

      • Jared Stargazer

        2 years ago

        Fancy beers are what I dedicate my life to. I used to run a fancy beer youtube channel. People just started sending us tons of free fancy beer. Great idea.

        I like this new found friendship. Where was it this weekend while I was in Austin, hahaha.

    • Cassner Hail Hydra

      2 years ago

      FU BUDDY!

    • SailorTweek RTX Head Guardian

      2 years ago

      Happy Featured User Day! smiley13.gif

    • ItsJamie

      2 years ago

      happy fu!

    • Riley Riledotcom

      2 years ago

      Hey, you know what? FU.

    • GodslilTippy

      2 years ago

      Oh hey! Happy FU Day!

    • mesowhite

      2 years ago

      Congrats on the FU!!

    • fiafeiy

      2 years ago

      Holy freaking crap! Aren't you just spiffy as heck! Nice FU

    • QuinMcLivan Avatar

      2 years ago

      Merry Christmas

    • NicholasPiet

      2 years ago

      Happy FU Day, Cheers!!!

    • Derek

      2 years ago

      Happy FU!!!

    • Steinarr

      2 years ago

      Happy FU day!

    • pixelknut

      2 years ago

      Oh gosh. I come to wish you happy FU and I see you twerking it! It's too early for this :P

    • MissBlue #0000FF

      2 years ago

      Haaaa FU! Finally! Congrats :D

    • oODADEOo

      2 years ago

      Happy Used Feet day or whatever

    • Cointoss250 Heads or Tails

      2 years ago

      Congrats on FU, Jared!!! smiley7.gif

    • NeutralGreen

      2 years ago

      Happy FU Day! smiley13.gif

    • Lukey

      2 years ago

      J-red the beerologist! Happy FU man!

    • duckocalypse Oregon Donor

      2 years ago

      Congrats on the FU!

    • Red8ball

      2 years ago

      Hey, FU. Look at that.

    • ShiverMyDear

      2 years ago

      Congratulations on your Featured User!

    • AMingDynasty

      2 years ago

      FU and Eat Fresh! ^_^

    • Dani Danimals

      2 years ago

      Happy FU day! :)

    • borken

      2 years ago

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      u cock

      • fedemere

        2 years ago

        Shut it.

      • borken

        2 years ago

        i love how angry it makes you

      • fedemere

        2 years ago

        FUCK OFF RUFFALO

    • Airborne786

      2 years ago

      Congrats on being FU!

    • Parafairy

      2 years ago

      HAPPY FU DAY!

    • Bellzebob

      2 years ago

      Congrats on being Featured User!

    • Justine SponsorChat doll

      3 years ago

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      • Jared Stargazer

        3 years ago

        Exactly... It's a curse.

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