• LordSpleach

      Utterly horrible Mortal Kombat(2011) review that must be seen by all!

      3 years ago

      This review is so bad is must be seen by all, especially Ed Boon I hope to see/read his reaction.

       

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlJiT_sWT7Q

    • LordSpleach

      Open Letter to Ed Boon

      4 years ago

      Dear Ed Boon,

      I'm a big fan of Mortal Kombat. Grew up with it, and still remember the time my mom banned me from MK2 even though it was long too late by them. I'm writing this short 'letter' just listing what I would like to see in MK10 (which I hope you guys called Mortal Kombat 2 just to mess with everybody)

      1. Stay ballsy with the story and keep undead Sub-Zero a Cyborg, and give Shinnok a very powerful Brotherhood of Shadow.

      2. Have Outworld in a big power struggle with Goro, Kintaro, Sheeva, Rain, Tanya, Reiko, Bo' Rai Cho, Li Mei, Ermac, Reptile, Mileena, Cyrax, Sektor, Baraka, and Skarlett involved.

      3. Bring in Raiden, Johnny Cage, Sonya, Kai, Kenshi, and Fujin for rebuilding Earthrealm with Kano, and Jarek and their Black Dragon as a distraction.

      3. Hint at the Red Dragon with Daegon, and maybe Taven.

      4. Finally, If you are going to have guest characters again. I suggest The Bio-Booster Armor Guyver. This manga series is a violent cult classic that I've been following forever. Check out www.japan-legend.com for details. Here's a pic of the main hero, Guyver-1:

      Finally, read the g1s comments from Screwattack.com to get more ideas. Hopefully they post.

      -g1 LordSpleach

    • LordSpleach

      My problem with installing Mass Effect 3 on my laptop.

      4 years ago

      Basically, I'm bought ME3 from Gamestop and could only install origin but it would install ME3.

      Here's EA's Help Desk at work.

      "Your are now ready to chat with Adhiraj

      Adhiraj:
      Thanks for contacting EA Help! My name is Adhiraj how may I help you?

      you:
      Hello, I just bought Mass Effect 3 for the PC today at Gamestop. Why can I only install Origin from Disc 1?

      Adhiraj:
      I didn’t quite understand your last message. Please elaborate?

      you:
      I have tried to install Mass Effect 3, but it only installed Origin, and everything I have read says that I have to preloaded the game (that I already have on disc) from your company's Origin Download service?

      Adhiraj:
      I apologize for the inconvenience caused.

      Adhiraj:
      May I please have your first and last name?

      you:
      Why?

      Adhiraj:
      For our data base only

      you:
      Lister of Smeg

      Adhiraj:
      Thanks Lister

      Adhiraj:
      Try deleting your OfflineCache file in the following way.

      1. In Origin, click the settings gear next to your username on the upper right side
      2. Select Settings from the dropdown
      3. Click on the ‘Browse Game Installers’ button. A window will appear with folders in it.
      4. Shut down Origin
      5. Then in the window, double click on the folder with your email address.
      6. Delete the file called ‘OfflineCache’

      Adhiraj:
      Thank you for contacting EA. Is there anything else I can help you with today?

      you:
      We'll see...

      You are now ready to chat with Monmi.
      Monmi:
      Thanks for contacting EA Help! My name is Monmi how may I help you?

      you:
      I'm having problems installing Mass Effect 3 from the game disc I bought today.

      Monmi:
      I will try my best to help you out.

      you:
      Well, another advisor named Adhiraj said I should try to delete my 'OfflineCache' file. I did and it didn't work. And all the advise I look at before hand says that I'm forced to download the game from Origin even though there is a physical disc for the PC edition of the game.

      Monmi:
      I can understand your concern. Please don't worry, I will try my best to help you out.

      you:
      Are you a bot?

      Monmi:
      Please be confirm you are chatting with a human here.

      Monmi:
      Please allow me to inform you that the game has not been getting downloading from the origin, when for the first time you will install the game from a disc, origin is authenticating the game from the disc.

      you:
      But Origin installed. I authericated it. And that's it. No install popped up for the disc.

      Monmi:
      Yes, actually origin is copying the content from the disc to the origin itself.

      Monmi:
      So, please do not worry it will be for the first time and it is not downloading the game from origin also.

      you:
      Then why is it saying downloading, and taking two hours?

      Monmi:
      It is copying the content from the disc to the origin itself.

      you:
      EA has the source code. They do not need to recopy it from discs to multiple user accounts. If they are forcing downloads to people's throat, there is no need to make physical discs for the pc version of the game.

      you:
      You have not been helpful. Is it your first day?
      There may be a problem communicating with Monmi. Please wait while your chat is transferred to another EA Expert.
      You are now ready to chat with Apurva.

      Apurva:
      Thanks for contacting EA Help! My name is Apurva how may I help you?

      you:
      Did your co-worker Monmi just cut me after she insisted that EA need to copy my game disc on Origin Servers?

      Apurva:
      Hello Lister.

      you:
      Well, how do I actually install Mass Effect 3 from the disc? Cause it installed Origin then did nothing. So I'm being forced to download the game from Origin even though I have the disc.

      Apurva:
      Are you getting any error message during installation?

      you:
      No message. No nothing

      Apurva:
      From where you have purchased the game?

      you:
      Gamestop

      Apurva:
      Could you please provide me the game code?

      you:
      CENSORED. (Not telling everybody)

      Apurva:
      Thank you Lister.

      Apurva:
      Please give me just a moment while I look into this further.

      you:
      I'm at 51% download so don't take too long, please.

      Apurva:
      I'm still looking into your issue. Thanks for your patience.

      Apurva:

      Apurva:

      Apurva:
      Lister as you are not getting any particular error message ,I suggest you to please try to reinstall the game.

      you:
      Should I reinstall Origin too, cause I have tried that?

      Apurva:
      Which browser are you using?

      you:
      I talking to you through Origin's Live Help chat.

      Apurva:
      Please would you please tell me which browser are using to launch Origin.

      you:
      Origin itself. Could you please answer my last question?

      Apurva:
      It seems that you are away from the Keyboard, please let me know if we are still connected.

      you:
      No, you haven't answer my last question yet. I'm waiting for you.

      Apurva:
      I apologized for the inconvenience caused.

      you:
      Answer the question

      you:
      Answer the question

      Apurva:
      I have answered your question.

      you:
      No, you didn't. I asked if I should reinstall Origin, cause I can't reinstall a game I haven't installed. So should I reinstall Origin to try to see if they was something I missed?

      you:
      I'm at 70% right now, I'm willing to try this if it can work cause I want to play the game before I go to work.

      Apurva:
      When you are facing problem in installing the game.

      you:
      I told you, it does nothing at all about the game. No bars, no windows. NOTHING. It only successfully installed Origin. Are you going answer the smegging question, or not?

      you:
      Hello?

      Apurva:
      Please give me just a moment while I look into this further.

      you:
      Hold on...

      you:
      ....there is not point in talking to you or anyone at EA right now if you're not going to give me a proper response to my questions. At least the first guy knew how to BS his way through it.

      you:
      Now I don't know if it's a language barrier I'm fighting through or bad employees, but I like to leave you with this.

      you:
      Do you know what nemesis means?

      you:
      A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by a 'orrible cunt, me."

      Right now, I'm going to finish the download and hope I can play something before work.

      Hopefully, my importing files work.

    • LordSpleach

      The Save Point

      5 years ago

      For those who happen to be in the Baltimore/DC area and need to get a classic game, go to The Save Point. Located at 400 N. Center St. Westminster, MD 21157 which is The Townmall of Westminster, which locals call Cranberry Mall. Now they just open yesterday and currently have 3rd, 4th, and 5th generation consoles and games. They seemed to be priced reasonably well, though I personally wouldn't pay $26 for a copy of Sonic R for the Saturn. The owner Eric told me and my roommate that he bases his prices on average based on Ebay and Amazon. This is good IMO cause Amazon does seem to sell cheap then Ebay sometime. They also have a sense of humor cause they joke priced the Gameboy copy of BattleToads for $200, and a Genesis copy of Shaq Fu for $100. I implore the g1s who visit the Balto/DC area to support this store in my town, cause I don't want to see it go after a few months.

      Once again, they are located in The Town Mall of Westminster (aka Cranberry Mall) at 400 N Center St. Westminster, MD 21157

      PS: I did have an orgasm playing the Gradius Arcade Cabinet. Also there is a NEO-GEO two slot cabinet, and an 8 game cab with Ms. Pac-Man, Galaga, Xevious, etc. I know the owner has more cabs to swap out including MVC 2, and KI 2. Also they have eight tv to lan 360 games.

      PLEASE SUPPORT THIS STORE!!!!!

      -g1 LordSpleach (yes I'm proud of my Punch-Out trash can!)

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