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6/11/13 10:34pm
Let me pre-emptively say fuck all the lists about the characters internet-dwellers #1 through #333779092345134589247695 want in the next Smash Bros. that will inevitably crowd all video game sites in the coming months! ...Unless any of my subscribers plan to make one, then it's totally cool!
 
6/10/13 10:34pm
http://i.imgur.com/vzJI99t.jpg this comment made my day.
 
6/5/13 10:53pm
http://www.pentadact.com/category/conwaysblog/?K=26&U=24&C0=3&E1=2&C1=6&... BEST ENDING EVER! I just brought a new Indie game off Steam called, Gunpoint, and wow...Wow...A game that lets me play as a stealthy, gadget wielding spy in a trench coat with Bullfrog Brand Hyper-trousers? That ends by allowing me to blog about my awesome, unnecessarily violent, murder-filled adventures, and publish it!? I've never met Gunpoint's creator, Tom Francis, but I now wish to dry hump his leg for making a game that feels like it was made specifically for me! Seriously, I don't think I can be friends with anyone who hasn't played this game! BUY GUNPOINT! It's on Steam for $8.99 right now!
 
6/2/13 1:49am
I'm tempted to write a blog arguing that Tharja is the canonical love-interest to Awakening, but I don't want to start a battle of ship-to-ship combat...First world problems man.
6/5/13 8:07pm
FastBlade5035: While I disagree that Tharja is the Avatar's canon love interest, I'm all for this. Sure, shipping wars and stuff, but it should still be entertaining to see all the angry fangirls and boys. (Also, if you do, you NEED the inevitable Boingy Bits mentioned.)
6/4/13 12:14am
Cam the TriforceBoy: Oh boy, ship-to-ship combat is definitely not pretty and FE Awakening alone is a shipping wars nightmare...But I'd still say go for it; this sounds like it'd be a really fun read. :) (MyUnit x Lissa is my personal favorite pairing but I think MyUnit x Tharja is good as well)
6/3/13 11:38am
LousyTactician: @Ultra: Oh of course if they ever adapt the series in a non-video game format, and the Avatar is female (which would be a cool thing to do) Chrom will be the canonical love interest (he is such a beef-cake), for as much as I'd love it to be Henry.
6/3/13 12:08am
ultraguy: I say go for it(it definitely sounds like it would be fun to read). Don't be surprised if you get flood of comments from fangirls screaming "Tharja sucks, Chrom x FemAvatar Forever!" though.
6/2/13 10:45am
Tinnie: Did someone say ship-to-ship combat?! I am ready.
 
5/29/13 2:40pm

My newest Top 10 in which I count down the jerkest of the somewhat likeable jerks.
6/3/13 11:22pm
Cam the TriforceBoy: Here, here!
6/1/13 12:13am
darkhyrulelord: Or it could be a dungeon creator for a Zelda game. .........that sounds like the best game ever, actually.
5/30/13 10:52pm
LousyTactician: Yeah, I REALLY wanted to put Eric Cartman on here, but thought he fell too far into the villain category.

"There needs to be a spinoff game called GROOSELAND."

YES! Have it be a city building game where you build large skyscrapers with the image of Groose on it, that form a large city that forms an image of Groose when looked at from a bird's eye view, and that is inhabited entirely by people and animals who look like Groose!
5/30/13 10:44pm
LousyTactician: He is such a paragon...Of stupidity.
5/30/13 10:44pm
LousyTactician: You can see more stuff like it on JakFace's tumblr http://jakface.tumblr.com/
 
5/27/13 2:18pm
Tinnie wrote on LousyTactician's wall.
Hey Lousy, remember that G1 who pretty much believes Kratos is God and that his games are superior to everything else - especially Zelda? How much do you think this would piss him off? :P http://www.zeldainformer.com/news/god-of-war-director-took-inspiration-f...
5/27/13 8:12pm
LousyTactician: I've played Okami. I like it, but I personally think it's ungodly overrated.
5/27/13 5:25pm
Tinnie: Yeah this is pretty much a weapon to silence that one person when he goes off about how GoW is superior to every other game. If you really want to play a fantastic game inspired by another game though, play Okami if you haven't already. It's a fantastic game all around and it's gameplay is heavily based off of Zelda (especially when it comes to dungeons).
5/27/13 4:13pm
LousyTactician: I'm certain the person you're talking about is furious, but I doubt most regular GoW fans think it's a big deal. All it does for me is give another explanation for why I like the combat to the GoW games. I've personally never liked it when people make a big deal out of games being inspired by something else. GoW and Zelda are more than different enough, to the point that they're from completely different genres, and even blatant Zelda clones like Darksiders I thoroughly enjoy.
 
5/25/13 9:25pm
Do any of my subscribers plan to attend SGC? I've won the g1 After Dark Photoshop Contest (thanks to this little image http://i1188.photobucket.com/albums/z409/LousyTactician/Dafoetoshops/BFT... ) along with a free ticket, but I sadly won't be able to attend this year due to college classes. I'm pretty much ready to hand it out to anyone who wants it.
5/26/13 8:36pm
Tinnie: While I'd love to have your ticket, contrary to Fast, while I have enough cash, I'm waaaayy to damn far to go. Thanks anyway.
5/26/13 8:20pm
FastBlade5035: I'd be overjoyed to go and take your ticket, but alas, dispite my close proximity, I can't go because I'm poor. Thanks, though.
 
5/24/13 4:20pm
I've just finished the last part of Fire Emblem Awakening's 'Future Past' DLC, and holy shit! I know the video game community is very justifiably cynical at anything related to DLC now-a-days, but it now stands with Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare when it comes to my favorite pieces of DLC. It was worth every penny.
5/24/13 7:19pm
5/24/13 5:14pm
FastBlade5035: I havent gotten Future Past yet, but I plan on getting all three. Im assuming the children and parents can talk to the other children?
 
5/21/13 1:39pm
Well, people are flipping out over the Microsoft Press Conference...In a bad way. I understand not every game or new feature in a console is meant to appeal directly to me, I have no problem with them showcasing some stuff I'm not interested in, but I don't think it would have been that hard to give me SOMETHING to be intrigued by. A new Halo game would have been all that was necessary. Wait, there is one thing actually, Call of Doggie! https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BKzsWgSCcAABkOF.png:large In just a few simple hours this pup has become one of the greatest things I've ever followed on Twitter. https://twitter.com/CollarDuty . Still, with multiple news sources claiming the Xbox One isn't backwards compatible with 360 games (over half of my last gen games were on that system), and news that it will charge users a fee to play used games...I think I'll pass for now.
5/25/13 7:09pm
Ferret75: I am actually kind of interested in the Call of Duty dog mechanic.
5/22/13 4:17pm
LousyTactician: I know, I said as much, it's why I'm not getting it.
5/22/13 8:32am
Icipall: It isn't backwards compatible and every game comes with a one-time-use code and if you want to play it on another console, you must pay the games prize again.
 
5/16/13 10:12pm
Well, I'll be posting the Official DEATH BATTLE Fan Blog's prediction for He-Man VS. Lion-O tomorrow, and my love of 1-on-1 sword fights naturally has me excited. I only delved into He-Man and Thundercats for the sake of research, and probably won't ever watch the 80s shows again (though I'd love to see a modern He-Man reboot and a continuation of 2011 Thundercats), but I've had to experience far worse for the sake of analyzing a fight. I was almost planning to release a list of my 5 favorite stories about each character, but all except one story was from both character's MUCH better modern reboots...Ah screw it.
5/30/13 11:42pm
LousyTactician: Forgive several grammatical errors, Screwattack's blog system was being unresponsive when we made this.
5/25/13 1:16pm
SonDeathBattle: Can you give me a link to your analysis for I do not know much about both of the current characters but based on their short analyses,I think Lion -o would win bc he's more agile and his powers seem to give him more of an advantage leading to a sword fight.
5/18/13 12:03pm
LousyTactician: We literally did what we always do, and give their backstories then immediately delve into their abilties and powers. Understanding the characters and the stories that are being told with those characters can be just as important as knowing what their abilities are, especially when many character's abilities require context from their stories to be fully understood. If you feel something else should be added to our prediction blog, by all means tell us what, but do not throw petty insults at us that are unfounded.
5/17/13 11:07pm
SonDeathBattle: I thought you were going to do an analysis on both characters and make a blog for both but it seems you rather talk about stories rather than the actual fight.
 

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