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2/28/13 10:52am
SafetyFirst posted a new Video.

Learn to cook some of gamings greatest foods as we take you through what you'll need to make Deadly Premonition's "Sinner Sandwich" and GTA IV's "Heart Stopper"... We even let you know how they taste, and how much it's likely to kill you.
3/1/13 2:36pm
snoopthedrew: It's like they're taking turns making love to the heart stopper with their mouths XD
3/1/13 10:05am
werdman24: Now rate Garbage Chicken cuz that's best chicken.
3/1/13 10:00am
Fezzdogg: More video game foods episodes that was great.
3/1/13 3:42am
Luigius: I approve as well, Zack.
2/28/13 9:06pm
cdjgamer: zack this sandwich is great.
 
2/16/13 1:08pm
SafetyFirst posted a new Video.

The chaps at Enemy Crab get an EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW with Ubisoft about the delay of Rayman Legends and set out to get some answers!
2/17/13 8:51pm
Nitroklop: I couldn't help but to notice the Kirby and Okami plushes in the background.

I like them.
2/17/13 7:04pm
Angelwrath: Hilarious ^^
2/17/13 5:06pm
nathaniel.bandy: Couldn't have been worded better!
2/17/13 2:26pm
gameguy: they made good points i wasen't bying the game anyway but if all these other games come out in september then i'll certainly not be getting it
2/17/13 2:15pm
southsing: This is exactly the type of talk Ubisoft SHOULD be given.
 
12/7/12 3:33pm
SafetyFirst posted a new Video.

Paul and Steve have a chat about their Christmas lists...
12/8/12 8:40pm
Tom the Iron Man: I approve of this
12/8/12 8:11pm
LordoftheDerp: Gabe bless us! Everyone!
12/8/12 7:06pm
blackmaniac: The Irony is: Steve already has a Wii U ;)
12/8/12 6:19pm
ninjaeris13: "I also have a PC" - Take that bitch!
12/8/12 5:53pm
Janos: I seriously love having these guys back.

And yes, Gabe Newell is fat :D
 
12/4/12 6:57pm
SafetyFirst posted a new Video.

The chaps play the new DMC demo and react like rational people... just 99% of the internet.
12/5/12 6:27pm
MagnumMagnus: I'm not buying DMC because:

-The overall changes to Dante and Vergil as characters is insulting

-It thinks having characters swear every other word and using the 'evil corporate world' cliche makes them more mature

-The project head is an arrogant douche

-I'm boycotting Capcom until Mega Man gets his due

-I have better things to spend my money on.

Gameplay was great otherwise.
12/5/12 3:20pm
Tom the Iron Man: Their (possessive) point, not there (location). I'm not trying to sound like a douche, I'm just trying to impart the correct usage.

How is not going to fly? Sure I was surprised at the character redesign, but I have faith in the developer making the game that they're not going to betray us and give us an unworthy title. People freaked out when Wind Waker was first revealed because it was cell-shaded instead of gunning for a realistic art style and it ended up being one of the best games in the Zelda franchise as a result. Based on what Ninja Theory has shown being at the helm this is going to be the kind of thing to give fans of the series a breath of fresh air.

DMC1 - fresh and new

DMC2 - a trainwreck with a director that his only previous experience was devloping a Sudoku game

DMC3 - an invigorating prequel that gave us new gameplay styles and more backstory to Vergil

DMC4 - a new character Nero with new abilities and enhanced and tweaked gameplay mechanics for Dante, like being able to change stances on the fly rather than FORCING you to pick one at the beginning of the level like in DMC3

After DMC4 what could they do to avoid the series from being stagnat and going down the road of mediocrity that God of War has been on for it's last 4 titles (yes I'm including the PSP ones)? A fresh start with a reinterpretation of the central themes is a great way to go if they can't find a MEANINGFUL way to expand the story after the events of Devil May Cry 4.

Give it a fair shake when it comes out, I know this is all subjective to opinion but I'm giving it a fair and balanced approach.
12/5/12 2:06pm
pre10do64: You're right about all of that except for the part where you said the writing and direction of Other M were the worst parts. Metroid is my fav franchise(own them all) and I had no problem with that stuff. The combat was fine, but only sadly not great. The worst part of that game was the fact that it had no sense of exploration like a Metroid game should. It was always telling you what to do and where to go. You can't get lost playing it. All the secret stuff to collect is super easy to find and get to. I beat it with 100% in 7 hours. Shortest, most boring (except maybe Metroid 2) Metroid game I ever played. That was the worst part about that game.
12/5/12 1:31pm
They Call Me Th...: Nice PSA, mates...
12/5/12 11:15am
AgentKane: I have never been a fan of Devil May Cry especially after Devil May Cry 4 recycled half the game for you. That said this reboot is much needed as it keeps the gameplay and adds in a fresh take on the world. The setting is amazing. If you are staying away from this reboot just because it isn't the same Dante and I'll be honest, the old Dante was just as annoying as the new one then make a fanfic of the old Dante.
 
11/19/12 6:00pm
SafetyFirst posted a new Video.

Having seen the trailer for World War Z (you can see it here: http://youtu.be/HcwTxRuq-uk but don't blame us for it) Paul and Steve have a discussion about zombies, and how Hollywood movies are in no way FUCKING UP ZOMBIES FOR EVERYONE.
11/20/12 5:48pm
BenNiGeLing: My friend and I recently talked about that trailer. She didn't read the books so she didn't understand why I was so upset about it, since the trailer by itself, I'll admit, is actually alright. I told her to imagine the entire cast of Star Wars being replaced with Jarjar Bings. She now understands the pain I feel.
11/20/12 10:18am
Museyfied: I kind of agree. Love the show so far, but this was a little too much build up for the ending. :)
11/19/12 10:51pm
CursedSeishi: Heh, guess you guys passed over the Uwe Boll zombie flick huh? And I don't mean the House of the Dead shitfest!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E52sMpCZbnk&feature=relmfu

Don't blame you though, that thing gets it so messed up that even I don't know where to begin! And I mean just talking about the characters that pop up in it, the zombies are a whole other tub of lardass lazy glaze.
11/19/12 10:32pm
Gaarathedancingpanda: Not to be the "debbie Downer" here, but I felt like that was an absurdly long set-up with not much of a pay-off. The dialogue also felt a bit stilted at times, but it really wasn't bad enough to bother me, so the second point is meh.
11/19/12 8:42pm
Tom the Iron Man: I approve of this
 

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