Achievements in Real Life
If I got achievements for the things I've done, I'd have a weeeeiiiiird track record.
Fuck the meeting.
Do that bitch over the car and slice that douche in two.
Late to a meeting? I'm sure your boss would've forgiven you if you scored later that night.
Why would he try to avoid the hot girl? Because he's late to work?
To answer the last tag: Perhaps he's sensible enough to realize what that much ink usually means?