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Hitman: Absolution First Impressions

6/9/12 8:53pm

Bryan fails. And fails again. But he like it!

» Tagged In: #E3 2012, #Hitman: Absolution

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Jasper Kazai

June 10, 2012 - 9:17am

I'm the same as Bryan. I played through all of the Hitman games last summer (on PC), but I couldn't beat them without cheating. I'm just awful at it.

Icipall

June 10, 2012 - 4:14am

Seems like Agent 47 can take way too much bullets.

They Call Me The Fizz

June 9, 2012 - 11:54pm

Bryan should try Blood Money to get a real taste of what Hitman's supposed to be like...

Bonidex

June 9, 2012 - 10:45pm

Looks like my first impression playing Hitman...

Kenshiro3

June 9, 2012 - 9:44pm

My first impression of the game? Looks like fun... but THAT IS NOT HITMAN!

Harro

June 10, 2012 - 12:29am

How so? It looks fine to me.

Kenshiro3

June 10, 2012 - 3:57am

Watch a play through of Blood Money... then watch the full unedited demos for the game or play them yourself. The Difference is like Night And Day... This looks more like Splintercell Conviction than it does Hitman. It also forces you to play it in pretty much the EXACT opposite way of a hitman game. It FORCES you to kill enemies (unlike the others where the best ranks were achieved by killing the target and ONLY the target without ever alerting the enemies to your precence). They force you to kill them by replacing the map/objective screen with superpowers (unlike the original) like seeing through walls, ojective markers, reading minds, & mark & execute instakill shots. and those superpowers must be charged by killing enemies, The levels are LINEAR with a SPECIFIC way you must complete your objective as opposed to big open levels with multiple paths and ways to complete your objectives, also the emphasis is on cover shooting rather than avoiding firefights, and hiding from the enemy rather than blending in with them and hiding in plain site. Pretty much EVERYTHING about this game is the ANTITHESIS of the Hitman series gameplay & design. In short they made a Hitman game for people who HATE Hitman games by removing the series DEFINING features & making it play NOTHING like Hitman...

Dr. Wondertainment

June 10, 2012 - 4:30am

Hell, wait for my next part of my top games list....we'll go into the goddamn heart and soul of what Hitman is, and talk about why this is true betrayal.

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